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Welp, your plan failed spectacularly! What do we do now, you snoose?!
Snoose by Chibee-Z January 11, 2023
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A snoose: Snooses are Snake Geese, which means they're both avian and reptilian
oh my God is that a Snoose?

Idk man.
Oh, ok.
Snoose by theSnooseLord November 14, 2021
Snoose is a term to describe someone that is being nosey or having the intentions to find out information to become an informant (grass, snitch).

"Why are you being a snoose?"
"Stop snoosing around"

The word snoose derives from a combination of a snake and moose. Sly and sneaky like a snake and a moose for added affect.
I saw you snoosing around listening my very conversation, because of you being a snoose my parents know I shat my bed.
Snoose by The original snoose April 19, 2025

Snoose Deuce Kaboose

"Snoos doos kuh-boos"
-noun; sexual act

1.) A sexual act in-which two women, resting on their hands and knees with their rear-ends pointing towards one another, engage in mutual masturbation, while two, equally-large, double-ended dildos have been inserted into the anus and vagina of both women, spanning the gap between their adjacent partner's anus and vagina, essentially connecting their rear-ends.

Snoose Deuce Kaboose
(A.K.A. The Snoose Deuce, A.K.A. The Deuce Kaboose, A.K.A. The Snizz Dizzle, A.K.A. "D-cube'd", etc.)
Guy1: "Hey bro, got any big plans for the weekend?"

Guy2: "Nah, just gonna hit up the bar. Probably gonna try and hook up a Snoose Deuce Kaboose with some phatties, lol."

Guy1: "Haha nice. Kinda like the Snoose Deuce Kaboose I hooked up between your mom and your sister last night??"

Guy2: "Yea.. kinda like that."

Snoose Juice 

This is an eerily sticky liquid secreted from the humans anus wall when it is stretched beyond repair. This is done by a foreign object being inserted into the orphice in question, or an abnormally large fecal impaction being pushed forcefully out. When the poop shoots inner sanctum is reamed with such verocity that the skin rips and must repair itself before fecal matter seeps into the cut and infects the victim, this fuid is secreted. It then flows into the rip before poopy nasty does and heals the walls almost instantly.
I thought to myself, why does robertos room smell like snoose juice?
Snoose Juice by nate February 19, 2005

Goobie snoobert 

A really silly person.

Someone who's brain is as big as a walnut :).
This person smells like majestic mushrooms.
You're such a goobie snoobert