sneezing fuentes

When a girl sneezes on your dick and you use the snot as lubrication to screw her in the ass.

Girl: What're you doing?
Boy: Sneeze on my dick, I'm gonna screw your ass. You know, a sneezing fuentes.
Girl: It's snot lubrication!
Boy: Yes it is!

by chez3makr May 4, 2010

Sneezinkle

When one tinkle's when they sneeze.

sneezinkle

by Lolo Love February 15, 2010

sneezing viper

When a girl sneezes while giving a blowjob. Usually biting down on her partner's dick.

"My girlfriend did a sneezing viper last night."

by CrazyBacon88 January 13, 2017

Sneeling

When one gets thrice rejected, then agrees to eat the girl out, only to be reciprocated the next morning by an underwhelming, three-second, over the pants hand job of utter pity.

"Why was Seth late for practice?"

"Dude, he was sneeling again!"

"Oh, that galling fetus..."

by Squash chief7 November 9, 2014

Sneezing Unicorn

A gentle, two-phase queef.

Women name their queefs too; for instance, we have the Sneezing Unicorn.

by fewbs April 15, 2009

Sneezing Whore Disease

A whore that sneezes repeatedly.

"I've been sneezing all day, I think I may have the Sneezing Whore Disease."

by DuckyDuck784 December 9, 2012

Dick Sneezing

The process of blowing your load into a tissue.

"Hey man you have any plans tonight?"

"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"

"...What?"

by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019