Sneef

1. An expression when something is particular violent, or aggressive.
2. Closely related to the word shnruff, though lesser in potency.
3. An affectionate term; a petname
4. Deeegeeeneeraation of Snuff
5. An exclamation or expression used when something was rather unexpected or astonishing. Similar to Bleugh
Definition 1:
Mr. X: So i bought this 12inch knife the other day...
Mr Y: ...Sneef.
Definition 2:
Mr. X: yeah so I totally stacked it on the stairs...
Mr. Y: Sneef! you alright?
Definition 3:
Mr X: Hey man, what's up?
Mr. Y: Oh hey Sneef...neethin.
Definition 4:
Mr. X: Shit, you've seen Snuff before?
Mr. Y: For God's sake, its Sneef now! Sneef! (Deee Grouuup Deee Grouuup!)
Definition 5:
Mr. X: Yeah so, I was munchin' on her tail pipe, and out pops a piece of corn...
Mr. Y: Sneef! Thats gross man!
by Blackstump November 11, 2003
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An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.
"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*
by talala April 01, 2007
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when one sneezes and queefs at the same time.
This Amber girl definitely sneefed in class today. The air was the full of a fishy aroma.
by Popeye I April 14, 2011
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Steal, snatch or finesse your way to something that isnt yours.
1. John sneefed my calculator when I wasnt looking in Math Class.

2. Mindy pulled off a sneef of first place in the gameDev Contest!

3. Shawn is a fucking sneef, dont trust him around your stuff!
by Willy Surprise! July 13, 2005
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sneef

An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.
"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*
by talala March 09, 2007
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When a pussy sneezes.. something like an explosive queef
"I was going down on my girl last night, until she suddenly sneefed all over my face!"
by zaineo February 13, 2008
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A Dutch word that combines the two words: snol & teef.
snol is the Dutch word for slut
teef is the Dutch word for bitch
je vriendin is een sneef.
Your girlfriend is a sneef.

by Tosser From Losser September 19, 2006
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