shartnado

A defense mechanism, not unlike a squid releasing ink, wherein the cornered prey releases a flurry of flatulence and feces in a panicked attempt to distract, confuse, and evade an unrelenting predatory attack.

Wow, Spicy’s press conference is fubared, and they’ve already used up the alternative fact defense, so what’s he gonna do?
Only one card left to play man… the Shartnado. Stand back.

by Mr. Surly February 6, 2017

Sharknado

The scariest effen weather phenomenon going.

Forecasts are calling for a Sharknado in LA this weekend.

by dogfish5687 August 26, 2013

Sharkando

he is the strongest being on the universe he also have a giant dick

omg sharkando is so big

by joemama12321321312312132132 March 26, 2020

Snackadoodle

A doodle that snacks

Yeet, a snackadoodle

by bananananananananannana May 23, 2019

sharknado

Something that prevents a really good event from being successful
or
an alternative, really crap, event that people choose in preference to what you've organised.

(derived from the strange success of the 'b' movie Sharknado).

My party was hit by a sharknado as only a few people showed up.

I don't understand why no one is here, there must be a sharknado going on.

by hightime August 26, 2013

The Sharknado

Taking toy sharks, shoving them in your girl's pussy and fucking her in a circular motion.

Did you hear Mo screaming from the Sharknado yesterday?

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Snarkaeology

When someone digs up an old forum post, Facebook post, or other social media conversation thread to add their own rude comments or rehash an old argument.

"Damn, you resurrected a 3-week old thread to talk shit? That's some good snarkaeology.

by LoscoDave April 11, 2013