sandritis

Sandra but Spanish, could also be a disease but no one really knows

Davidlo and sandritis are an iconic duo

Also

I’ve got a bad case of sandritis me you might want to stay away

by BAZIL brush November 29, 2020

snardies

A term used for when the mentally disabled are requesting smarties.

Pease pass me duh snardies.

by snardies October 4, 2006

Snapeitis

A disease where you act like a douche/scum. Give everyone a hard time because you're miserable af from the inside.

"YO are you on your period?"

"No, I have Snapeitis"

"Ron stop having a snapeitis"

by JAVSSSS December 1, 2013

sardinisation

A passive process which one is subjected and forced to be squeezed within a finite confinement, i.e. the subway during rush hour; standing ticket zone in a super popular concert, etc.

Mostly involuntary in circumstances which one has no choice but to be part of this process, such is life.

Everyone who's been to Asia would probably agree that sardinisation is a daily routine for basic survival, anytime during the day one'd be subjected to be in 0.01m proximity with another being, such circumstances are not only limited to being physically pressed upon but also being able to smell each other's distinct odour, i.e. breath/burp/shampoo/deo/perfume, due to such proximity on every mode of public transportation except the cab.

by mynewhandle March 16, 2019

sandritis

Sandra but Spanish, could also be a disease but no one really knows

Davidlo and sandritis are an iconic duo

Could also be

I’ve got a bad case of sandritis so you better stay away

by BAZIL brush November 29, 2020

shartitis

uncontrollable sharting, cured by a 30 day treatment of “enhanced” laxitives.

Sypmtoms Include

- Uncontrollable Sharting

- Hard Stools

- Soft/liquid stools

- Depression

- Flying

She has mild shartitis, so she is very stinky!

by REALFAIRYSIBLINGS January 7, 2023

Vagina Sanditis

Having sand in one's Vagina. Being un-manly. Unpreventable and incurable- Vagina Sanditis comes in intense waves of sickness which may be disgusting to bystanders. Scientists around the world in are working on a Cure however to this day nothing has be confirmed. Associated with Powerlifting and strength sports.

Looking for excuses for being weak and feeble cause the arrival of Vagina Sanditis. Missing any of the 3-lifts also cause this sickness.

by PitArea51 April 6, 2011