snailtrail

When you have to start slow and line up the butthole with precum. Once the snailtrail is made one can go ham and make the shit ground beef

I started slow, once I got my snailtrail made I got after that shit like a John Deere in full wheel drive

by FattttttJ September 13, 2019

SnailTrail

the trail of slime that fucked up pieces of shit people leave behind

He was such a piece of evil sht he left a snailtrail everywhere he went !

by str8lace September 21, 2020

Snailiad

A flash metroidvania game developed by Auriplane that you need to play. It stars the protagonist Snaily Snail, a valiant snail, who must duel with Moon Snail to save Snail Town and restore Moon Snail to his former self.

It's sad to see Snailiad and many other flash games go with the end of Adobe Flash support.

by Nick Gerchan January 19, 2021

snailtrail

Traceable path in location of snailmail

The long lost letter was recovered after avidly having followed a snailtrail.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

sanitard

That type of person who tries to pass off their bullshit as any kind of truth.

"Dude, did you see that piece of shit Trump's speech last night... What a sanitard."
love hate vegetables huge prick

by yourfriendlyclitoris August 16, 2016

snarftard

To laugh at something silly while sneezing and farting

John is a snarftard. He was laughing at my joke while sneezing and farting so therefore he is a snarftard.

by Humbl3.mind3d November 24, 2020

snailtrailing

Also known as "cumstacking" but specifically between women instead of men.

Dani: Like... so we're going to work at 5ish?
Tanya: Yeah I think we can get there around 5.
Nina: 5 sounds okay but I'm thinking 5 or 5:30.
Lane: (on speakerphone) We're just snailtrailing, beaches!

by halosydne April 10, 2021