Smurf Jett

A girl who just ate a blue raspberry candy gives you head with her blue tongue

"Dude, my girl gave me a smurf jett last night it was so wild"
"Cool bro"

by womanizer3000 August 7, 2021

Smurf jam

When a midget creams

“Yo bro I just bucked a midget and her shit was Smurf jamming 👻”

by anonymous April 20, 2022

smurf rim job

When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.

Oh man, I had to poop so fast that I received a smurf rim job in that porta potty

by SvenMacdirmada April 21, 2022

Jedi-Smurf

A smurf (usually masters+ and usually in the game League of Legends) that follows the tenets of being a Jedi-Smurf, and that makes a effort to tilt their team in pre-game lobby (ban a team mates champ, say they're a "Jedi-Smurf", take a team mates position) to test their team's mental fortitude and their strength in the Force ultimately empowering them towards a rewarding victory or a lesson-worthy defeat.
It is said that the only way to defeat a Jedi-Smurf is to not succumb to the Dark Side. A Jedi-Smurf is the opposite of a Sith-Smurf.

Once again, Johnny, Jedi-Smurfs are badass as heck, and follow strong tenets like "always try-hard in game and don't flame your team" as well as "enjoy the journey, believe in your team, and be un-tiltable" and "tilt equals lose" -- it's the trolls that int your games that you should be reporting instead!!

by SithLordSupremememe December 23, 2020

jokey smurf

When you are presented with something that looks favorable for you, but ends up not being favorable when you get it.

Someone offers you $10 to take them to a friend's house uo the street. When you get there, the friend aint @ home and you gotta drive across town to earn your $10. Damn it you done pulled a jokey smurf on me.

by jtb30 February 2, 2008

JJ smurf

One of the most beautiful people in the world. JJ smurf is one of the best people you’ll ever meet. If you know JJ then you are truly lucky, do not let JJ go.

“hey do you know jj smurf”
“yes”
“omg ur so lucky”

by a badass bitch xx October 31, 2021

Surf Juice

A mixed drink created by youngsters with no regrets -

One part blue gatorade
One part purple gatorade
One part sprite
Two parts Apple McCormick.

Voila.

... And on the 8th day, God made Surf Juice.

Person A: "I got so sloshed last night, man.

Person B: "What did you have to drink?"
Person A: "Surf juice. Such a fine beverage..."

by Natalie Weaver February 12, 2012