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Smorgasm

(smor'gaz'em) noun. Conjunction of the words smiley and orgasm; as evidenced by an excessively happy physical release; a sudden but extremely gratifying moment, other forms include smorgasmic, smorgasming, smorgasmed. Should be noted also considered yummy like s'mores and repeated orgasms can be requested as give me s'more.
I had such a smorgasm and I can't stop smiling!!
by smileykisses January 22, 2011
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an orgasm that leaves you wanting "some more"
The sex was great, but he left me with a smorgasm.

"So how was your orgasm?"..."It was more than an orgasm, it was a SMORGASM!!!"
by Ashlyn B. December 28, 2007
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what happens when Mr. Easter Bunny bangs Mrs. Easter Bunny, white creamy goodness mixed with chocolate!
Person 1: "i swear Cadbury cream eggs are awesome, white creamy goodness surrounded by chocolate!"
Person 2: "Mr Bunny must have had an awesome smorgasm!"
by Strike of power May 8, 2010
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A smore made in the microwave, where the chocolate melts perfectly and it's a gooey mess of amazingness.
I just made a smorgasm *drool*
by Pencalibur July 28, 2009
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Me: You're faking your smorgasms
by HightownHustler June 2, 2018
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smorgaswine

The procedural drink of mixing a shot of gluten-free German lager with a French wine pairing, by dropping the shotglass into the wineglass, much like with a "Jägerbomb" or "Irish Car

Bomb", after which the glass is to be chugged and a whistle is to be blown intensely, while spinning your head randomly and covering your ears with your hands. This drink is considered to be elegantly cultural.
I am not chugging beer! I am sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing. It's called a smorgaswine and it's elegantly cultural.
by Lorde a.k.a. Randy Marsh November 15, 2014
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smorgasbroad

A vast array of beautiful women, or hotties, found in a relatively small area. They might vary in height, hair color, or ethnicity, but such variety is irrelevant and rather welcome. Unfortunately, they are too often the targets of douchebags and thus victims of the douchebaggery of frat daddies.

For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.

(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)
First guy: "Dude, check out all the babes here!"

Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."

First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"

Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."
by wheezer04041966 May 18, 2008
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