Smonday

The anxiety and sadness you get on Sunday when you realise it's Monday the next day.

"Smonday urghh "
"Nooo, it feels like Smonday"

by -Chloe- October 28, 2019

scoon army

The army that accompanies the beast himself.....EMPEROR SCOON

Mum get the camera the Scoon Army are here! Ermagherd

by Blake K Forrester August 2, 2014

Smonk

Ironic synonym for smoke originating from the meme culture, usually used with doggos (dogs)

High doggo 1: when you smonk the weed

by Australium Gold July 21, 2016

skoon dog

A dog that is very old, or a dog that is crippled

The dog grew old over the years and lost his leg and became a skoon dog.

by El Smockito April 12, 2005

Smonkahol

When you exhale smoke (generally from a spliff) into a bottle of liquor before attempting to simultaneously intake both the alcohol and the smoke. A portmanteau of smonk and alcohol.

Scott had so much smonkahol last night, he got so wasted off both the smonk and the alcohol.

by xxx_Smonk_xxx March 1, 2017

smonk

smoking the cannabis plant, but with a lot more meme

when you smonk weed}

by Ruth the Meese July 26, 2016

Smlong

When something is both small but long at the same time.

That cat is so cute, she is so smlong. (small and long)

by Aikaa desu December 7, 2021