smalker

a smaller size stalker. A tiny girl that hangs on tall guys or smallish geeky guys that go after the hot babes.

Watch out! The new girl is a smalker.
You don't want to be Prom Queen, they get all the smalkers!

by Manny Stiles July 21, 2006

Smolka's Law

Corollary to Parkinson's Law, where ‘WORK EXPANDS SO AS TO FILL THE TIME AVAILABLE FOR ITS COMPLETION’ but how demand will always expand to meet supply.

Examples of Smolka's Law include but are not limited to: the amount of junk you possess depends on the amount of storage space you have, the number of cars on the road depends on how many roads there are and cheaper, new energy sources to overpopulation.

by Author Stephan Smolka May 26, 2009

Smoakville

Ya word that defines the city of Oakville, Ontario, Canada based strictly on the type of girl often found there - a smoakshow

Compound word for a smokeshow from Oakville

Bryce: "Buddy, are you headin' to Jen's pool party tonight or what eh?"
Tom: "Bud she's out in Smoakville so you already know my answer"
Bryce:"Love it bud! I heard she has a hot sister too eh, we'll see"

by AllKindzOfGainz November 16, 2017

Smalk

A walk with the exclusive purpose of smoking a cigarette.

Tyler, I'm going on a smalk; care to join me?

by Maverick K. April 20, 2009

to smalk

To make small talk

She loves to smalk with everyone!

When I first met Dave, he was smalking with Eve.

by BennoTheKid May 14, 2017

smalk

A combination of the two most important things in life, talking and s'mores. Smalks are not to be taken lightly and are not intended for gossip and superficial conversation. Smalks are meaningful discussions about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, namely through eating s'mores.

Sally: I hear you're building a fire pit.
Ron: Yeah, it's almost complete.
Sally: Well let me know when it's finished. It'd be nice to talk over some s'mores.
Ron: Sure, I'd be down for a quality smalk anytime.

by socrates214 June 28, 2011

Smalking

Stalking a stranger at the mall for short periods of time.

Girlfriend: "That metrosexual guy over there with the uber-hot hair has been following us for the last 5 minutes"
Boyfriend: "Don't flatter yourself - he's probably just perusing those flash reveal photography books over there."
Girlfriend: "Seriously, he's like, smalking me!"
Boyfriend: " FML ."

by captain tegan December 18, 2009