Smalk

A walk with the exclusive purpose of smoking a cigarette.

Tyler, I'm going on a smalk; care to join me?

Smalk by Maverick K. April 20, 2009

smalk

A combination of the two most important things in life, talking and s'mores. Smalks are not to be taken lightly and are not intended for gossip and superficial conversation. Smalks are meaningful discussions about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, namely through eating s'mores.

Sally: I hear you're building a fire pit.
Ron: Yeah, it's almost complete.
Sally: Well let me know when it's finished. It'd be nice to talk over some s'mores.
Ron: Sure, I'd be down for a quality smalk anytime.

smalk by socrates214 June 28, 2011

to smalk 

To make small talk

She loves to smalk with everyone!

When I first met Dave, he was smalking with Eve.

to smalk by BennoTheKid May 14, 2017

smack cracker

An inbred sheep dickin', illiterate / hillbilly-d poppin', white trash (or not) southern racist with a heroin or opiate addiction. Known for fathering several younger brothers (Leroy, Luke and Levi), and a sister named May (aka mama) in an effort to boost the working population for the family's All Natural Fertilizer business. A cracker so dumb, they stole Oxytocin instead of Oxycontin from the drug store cause they couldn't spell. A cracker so dumb, they still use manure as the "secret ingredient" for binding the Sowbelly n' Tuna Croquettes.

Luke: How many times do I have to ask you May, to sleep in my bed and keep me warm. Don't make me insist on it now.

May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.

Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.

May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?

Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!

smack cracker by Tbird December 14, 2008

Wrap say he smack 

The almighty phrase to win rap battles on Roblox

Airpods203040: Wrap say he smack
Crowd: Ooohhhhhhh
Noob opponent: YES
Airpods203040: *wins*

Wrap say he smack by Your friend from 2nd grade May 4, 2020

Oreo Pie Smackdown 

A sexual ritual in which 3 pies are placed on the parter (each breast and face) then put Oreos inside the hole of choice. The pies are eaten to create a calorie reserve while fingering her in the hole of choice. You will then eat the Oreos out of the hole of choice before proceeding to have sex through the same hole of choice.

“Hey babe I know you’re tired but I need the Oreo Pie Smackdown”

Oreo Pie Smackdown by The Oreo Pies June 14, 2020

Double Dewey Smackdown 

Double Dewey Smackdown (also known as a double dewey) is when you and your friend (2 males) go on a 2 man mission to both have sexual intercourse with a pair of girls that are friends.

Xavier don’t worry where we at, we headed to a double dewey smackdown on Marisol and her friend tonight 😏

Double Dewey Smackdown by Highest Burner January 25, 2022