smid

smid means suck my imaginary dick

"you suck at this game bruh"
"smid"

by imsistershook March 31, 2020

SMID

Acronym for "Shove Mom Into Wall."
Quite silly and pointless. Suggestion: don't use around mom so she won't know what you're talking about.

Hey Annie! OH, I'm sorry, Hi Annie's Mom! Hey Jill? Got something to say to my mom? OH YEAH!! SMID!

(Annie's mom face looks confused and anxious to find out what on Earth Smid means.)

WAAAAAAAAAHHHMMM!!!!! OH YEAA!! SMID, YOU NEVER LET US DOWN!!

by I'm ultra sexy October 18, 2011

g-smid

a skid mark (shit stain) on a g-string or thong.

man that chick had some major g-smid.
i'm never calling her again.

by Aunt Fanny January 10, 2009

g-smid

a skid mark (shit stain) on a g-string or thong.

man that chick had some major g-smid.
i'm never calling her again.

by Auntie Smith January 30, 2008

Smid-varG

Anything and everything,
Smid-varG is the one true deity.

"Hey, you see that over there?" Jamal said "Yea, that's AWSOME! What's it called?" Jaquan replied "It's him, the holy deity himself, it's... it's... it's Smid-varG!"

by John_Smith68 May 3, 2022

Smid

Someone who is a gimp, or a tramp, or just someone you hate (by Isla And Jessica)

shut it ya smid

by Smid December 21, 2018

smid

abbreviation for "smidiot" which means someone who thinks they are intelligent but they are stupid.

stop being such a smid

by peter hart August 18, 2025