Smeagoling

When your woman hops up on your cock on all 4s and rides you like your cock is her most precious.
Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.
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Smeagoled

Smeagoled verb.



To be cornered & accosted by a person with a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagole from the book Lord of the Rings.
Sherly almost made it to her office door when she was smeagoled by her boss Maroon.
by jake rivers July 25, 2007
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Smeagolized

When someone smokes crack for way too long and their face begins to shrink from the top and the bottom. The end result looks just like Smeagol.
"Whoa you are one smeagolized crack head! Where are your teeth?!"
by Thats miss Deb to you! February 23, 2008
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Smeagolling

The art of finding people know, but don't know...via social networking sites such as Facebook or MySpace and the like.

The Smeagoller simply uses his/her cunning to find the person they're after.
If you successfully "Smeagol" (find) the person they are said to have been "Smeagolled"
"Remember that girl I pulled the other night? I was smeagolling her on facebook...turns out she's a cheerleader!"

"Jonny smeagolled that chick from the bus"

"Who's the girl that works in the bar on fridays?" "I don't know, why don't you smeagol her ass on facebook later? i think shes friends with Toms mate Harry..."
by Foundation Dave January 8, 2009
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smeagol

Verb: To act in a sneaky, sly, or conniving manner. Generally, when one 'smeagols' something from another. It's a sneaky form of thievery, generally between friends, and is not used to express anger. It can be used in different ways however, for instance, cutting in front of somebody in line (He smeagolled his way to the front). As long as it's sneaky and lightly dishonest, it's 'smeagolling.'
Derived from the character Smeagol in lord of the rings.
When Jack said he was leaving, he actually went up into my room and smeagolled a movie from me.
OR:
When the car beside us slowed, i sped up and smeagolled my way into his spot.
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smeagol

smeagol wants to smoke the preeeeciousssss
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smeagol

The act of convincing a friend to do something fun, when he or she clearly has other responsibilities and/or sleep to attend to. This strategy is often employed when seeking another player for a video game or board game.
Pete: "Dude, time for another round of Smash Bros."
Matt: "But it's 1am, and I still have two papers to write!"
Pete: "Come on, just one round! Chuck and Pat are in! *Smeagol voice* You knows you wants to..."
Matt: "Fine, you smeagoled me."
by DK64 February 8, 2014
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