Smashmatic

Smashmatic: adj. Describes a person, place, or thing that requires AUTOMATIC smashing or mashing

Similar to Smash on Sight or S.O.S

"Dr. Dre's Beats be Smashmatic!"
"Shorty over there with the tennis skirt on…Smashmatic like a mugg."
"Them new dudes is over here Short Stoppin sales. As far as I'm concerned they're whole Set is straight Smashmatic mayne!"

by The Skurge March 13, 2010

smashead

The state of mind where one thinks that one can drink alchahol. Then almost at an instant, believe they will be able to be sober once they stand up.

I got a bit smashead before went to dinner with my wife's family. Regretted that!

by New words r us September 3, 2016

smashmatics

The abstract study of number, quantity, and space as they relate to the chances of getting laid.

If Alex is a solid 8.5, and there are two mid-tier sorority girls, Becky and Rachel, 6.3 and 7.4 respectively, at the bar. What are the chances Alex goes home with one or both of them when corrected for possible cockblockage? The smashmatics are showing a high nut probability.

by The alpacalypse May 22, 2018

Smashmat

-A Woman's sexual organs; plain a simple. No more, no less.

Dude, Tara has the sweetest, tightest Smashmat that I ever had the pleasure of servicing.

by Ewefuhkr January 18, 2022

smashmaxxing

1. The action/process of fucking someone good.

1a. Hittin' it

1b. Tappin that ass.

Person 1: Damn I get no bitches
Person 2: so you are not smashmaxxing? lol.

by Kalikk November 27, 2023

Smashman Sandwich

A maneuver that typically involves two guys in a fight in a bathroom, the larger individual will pick up the smaller, unknowingly walk backwards into the victim behind them, and smash the victim’s head into the bathroom wall with all of the force they possibly can exert.

mom: why do you look like you just got out of a fight?
son: i got smashman sandwiched, im having a WONDERFUL DAY I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL.

by r_godwinmadlibfan August 28, 2024