a phrase that can be said to encourage someone to fight you. This line means that you are inviting that other person to take a free swing at you before you begin the brawl.
Depending on the size and strength of the person you are fighting, sometimes you really will have your face smashed saying that, just like a cookie.
Depending on the size and strength of the person you are fighting, sometimes you really will have your face smashed saying that, just like a cookie.
by Ryan August 12, 2004
Get the Smash my facemug. by Pasty.Darcy September 24, 2008
Get the Smashed crab facedmug. When you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement.
by PartyRockCrew March 2, 2011
Get the Smash your face drunkmug. Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.
Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.
by kaiser vinny July 11, 2006
Get the Face smashing phonemug. by Careless50's November 27, 2021
Get the Smash face assmug. by Inkedbypamga February 6, 2025
Get the Smash facemug.