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Smarties Cereal

It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk...
Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Moss: Smarties cereal

Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!

Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)
by Hat-face November 8, 2011
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Smarties Smoke

When someone (typically teens 13-17) crush smarties and puff the sugary powder out of their mouth imitating cigarette smoke
hey want to go for a smarties smoke?

psh duh! it will be totally trippy
by discoveringwithabeat August 20, 2009
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A drinking game in which any time a spoken or visual reference to blood, sand, or cock appears, all players take a drink.

References can be changed or added at any time for the slower and more dialogue-heavy portions of the episode, as long as the drinking continues. For example, references to tits, amputees, or any time someone says a word that ends in -us can all be added to the further the liquor consumption. Synonyms for any of the three words -- such as "dirt" or "shaft" -- can also be used as references.
Spartacus: Blood, Sand, and Cock example:

Lucretia: "Oh, Jupiter's Cock!"
Me: Cock! She said cock! Everyone take a drink!
by thedude24 April 11, 2010
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smarties

Stella asks, "My old man's having a party tonight and he needs some smarties. I know it's a liberty, but I thought you might know someone."
One-Two replies, "Sorry, love, that's not my thing"
- "RockNRolla" (film, 2008)
by roglewis April 22, 2009
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Teeth like a bag of broken smarties

Chipped and broken or missing teeth often with discolouration. Like a bag of broken smarties.
I tell you Dave, she had a bad mouth. She had teeth like a bag of broken smarties.
by Mc Nugget March 19, 2013
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shartimusprime

A hella sick Youtube action figure reviewer with a taste for Marvel Legends
Jay C- 'Oi man, is shartimusprime's merch still available?'
Sean Long- 'Yeah man, it is.'
by omega_red June 24, 2018
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Worcester Smarties

Birth control. Such named becuase birth control was invented in worcester massachusettes.
I didn't want to get knocked up so I went out and got some Worcester Smarties.
by Miondams Elf January 19, 2008
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