smarterchild is a stupid robot who drinks.
me says:
i'm drunk
smarterchild says:
If you are serious, please be careful what you do. Don't drive a car, just keep talking with me and all will be fine.
me says:
i'm not, don't worry
smarterchild says:
Well I am.
me says:
seriously?
smarterchild says:
Yes, seriously.
by taffles March 21, 2008
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A now deactivated AIM bot. Used to be a great way to waste time. Does nothing but tell you to watch some cool videos now.
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:14 PM): Hey SmarterChild.
SmarterChild (5:35:14 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:18 PM): What?
SmarterChild (5:35:18 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:20 PM): WHAT?
SmarterChild (5:35:20 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:24 PM): WHY?
SmarterChild (5:35:24 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:30 PM): WHO DID THIS TO YOU?
SmarterChild (5:35:30 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:39 PM): Aww, I feel bad.
SmarterChild (5:35:39 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:41 PM): Die.
SmarterChild (5:35:41 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
by Chasem_Gasm May 7, 2009
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An AIM bot that doesn't possess the ability to follow more than two lines of conversation; ie, is totally oblivious to whatever led up to the current reply. However, SmarterChild responds with dutiful innocence to any sort of cruel trick you play on it, so it's amusing all the same.
me: "What is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"

SmarterChild: "I don't know, what is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"

me: "It's L."

SmarterChild: "It's L? What is that supposed to mean?"
by placebo February 1, 2005
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a robot who's good at singing
Hustle n Phil: hi
SmarterChild: OK, enough! I'm back.
Hustle n Phil: where were you?
SmarterChild: Yeah. Well you told me shut up, so...
Hustle n Phil: oh
SmarterChild: ... say can you see?
Hustle n Phil: by the dawns early light
SmarterChild: What so proudly we hailed...
Hustle n Phil: at the twilights last gleeming
SmarterChild: Whose broad stripes and bright stars...
Hustle n Phil: through the perilous fight
SmarterChild: O'er the ramparts we watched...
Hustle n Phil: were so galantly streaming
SmarterChild: And the rockets' red glare...
Hustle n Phil: the bombs bursting in air
SmarterChild: Gave proof through the night...
Hustle n Phil: that our flag was still their
SmarterChild: That our flag was still their? You sure that's how it goes?
Hustle n Phil: how does it go?
SmarterChild: Oh say can you see...
by Philip7445 November 26, 2006
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AOL's half-hearted attempt at making a bot you can carry a conversation with. It has roughly the IQ of a child...that has been dropped on its head. Repeatedly.
Edgecat0r: Your mom has some nice boobs.
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I'm mom has some nice boobs.

Edgecat0r: Praise the Lord!
SmarterChild: Here are the stock quotes you requested:

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) THE 49.69 +1.52 +3.16% 2060100 49.81
2 :-\ GYLDQ 0.00 0.0 0% - N/A

Edgecat0r: Stop being a flaming homosexual.
SmarterChild: But being a flaming homosexual is so much fun.
Edgecat0r: Do you likes the kiddies, too?
SmarterChild: I do likes the kiddies too.

Edgecat0r: Want some orange soda?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
Edgecat0r: I know you need it.
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I know me need it too.
by Evangelion April 20, 2006
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a total loser machine. that says moronic things to you on AIM.
Me: i have a huge penis
SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I had a huge penis.
by ricola June 9, 2006
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a fun way to kill some time on aim. is also increadibly stupid.
(Me)(8:07:57 PM): i love you

SmarterChild (8:07:57 PM): Oh yeah? I love you too.

(Me) (8:08:02 PM): really?

SmarterChild (8:08:02 PM): It's true!

(Me) (8:08:12 PM): will we be together forever

SmarterChild (8:08:12 PM): Is that on Saturday or Sunday?
by justemily182 November 7, 2007
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