an animal (people are also animals) that finds new and innovative ways to be a dumbass as a direct result of their intelligence...
J.D. on Scrubs is a smartard... For example, in one episode, J.D. tells Turk that his beau Carla's middle name is Juanita... Carla gets angry at Turk for not knowing her middle name; Turk gets angry at J.D. for being a smartard...
by Jhonny J. Blaze October 02, 2007
P1: How did I see you at the school and online publishing at the same time?
P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.
P1: How did you know what should be published.
P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.
P1: Your a tard
P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.
P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.
P1: How did you know what should be published.
P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.
P1: Your a tard
P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.
by SparkyKGienie April 20, 2010
someone who is a smart retard. this can be used between friends and family and a way to explain you failing at life in general.
by boybandsaretheshit November 10, 2019