johnathan dick small like a bean

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck

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by Pussy fag April 7, 2022

smoll bean

fucking 9 year olds on roblox who think theyre so cute and loveable because their avatar is shorter. you'll often find them in games like royalr high,adopt me, or meep city who are ODing a slender and using punctuation for faces like : XD , xp , xb , xd , :> , :< , ;w; and qwq.

I crushed the smoll bean with my foot and smiled at the sound of its bones crunching at my feet.

by SoopMan September 21, 2020

Smoll bean

When someone is so damn pure that you just wanna hug them until they (and possibly also you) suffocate

Dan Howell is such a smoll bean. We need to protect him.

Josh Dun is the smollest bean of them all.

by ChickenBreast February 25, 2017

smallbean

A term derived from 2010s tumblr comics and childrens cartoons from that era, describing a mushy, cutesy, "kawaii" and overly annoying person, often acting in a childish manner. It is often utilised by milleninals or younger Gen X-ers.

"omg im such a smallbean teehee :3"
"🫩"

by kalash_smurdi December 13, 2025