A town in Wiltshire where everyone is a fucking chav. It is home of South Wilts School for Girls (the lesbian grammar school) and WSE (the roadman school). If you attend either of these schools.....YOU'RE A NONCE. Salisury also has a maccies where roadmen, chavs, gypsys AND grammar school kids are often found on the loose.
There are other schools such as St Joes where you have fat asians and skinny gingers. Theres Bishops Wordsworth Grammar as well which is just privileged sex offenders. If you are lucky you may find a depressed South Wilts girl walking around the close because they have been nonced up by another teacher. Sometimes you may spot a shit ton of year 7s and 8s in lizzies high of poundland sweets.
There are other schools such as St Joes where you have fat asians and skinny gingers. Theres Bishops Wordsworth Grammar as well which is just privileged sex offenders. If you are lucky you may find a depressed South Wilts girl walking around the close because they have been nonced up by another teacher. Sometimes you may spot a shit ton of year 7s and 8s in lizzies high of poundland sweets.
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Most BADMANS hang out at the guild hall and smoke weed and play. They dont care about college and education as they are SALISBURY 2011 REPRESENTS. All they do is go to crap gigs and listen to crap music by 'I Met Nature' and 'Bury the Betrayer'
Most BADMANS hang out at the guild hall and smoke weed and play. They dont care about college and education as they are SALISBURY 2011 REPRESENTS. All they do is go to crap gigs and listen to crap music by 'I Met Nature' and 'Bury the Betrayer'
*in salisbury wiltshire*
Badman 1 (around 24) : yooo blud you got a quid i can nick for some baccy init?
Nerdy kid (around 10): no mr badman i dont.. do you not work?
Badman 2: yeah he does cuzzzyyyyyy he is lyk a FULL TIME BADMAN init.
Nerdy kid: you too are just salisbury fagss.. you probably suppport that i met nature band..
*BADMANS runs to the guild hall and tell all of his mosher friends to beat nerdy kid up :( *
Badman 1 (around 24) : yooo blud you got a quid i can nick for some baccy init?
Nerdy kid (around 10): no mr badman i dont.. do you not work?
Badman 2: yeah he does cuzzzyyyyyy he is lyk a FULL TIME BADMAN init.
Nerdy kid: you too are just salisbury fagss.. you probably suppport that i met nature band..
*BADMANS runs to the guild hall and tell all of his mosher friends to beat nerdy kid up :( *
by ryan spittle January 15, 2011
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Refers to a picture text of a man's erect genital organ. Balls, inner thighs, and/or knifken shots are not included in a true Salisbury-it is only shaft. A very diverse manuever, the Salisbury can be used in a sexual, comical, or creepy manner. Derived from former ESPN football Analyst Sean Salisbury-who was fired from the Network for participating in this phenomenal practice.
Brenda: So Brian just sent me a Salisbury, and let me say, it was so hot.
Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.
Kim: OMG, Bobby is so annoying, all he sends me nowadays is Salisburies.
Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.
Kim: OMG, Bobby is so annoying, all he sends me nowadays is Salisburies.
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A small Sub-Urban, generally white, middle-class, beach town. Located in Northern Massachusetts. This small quiet community however has 2 or 3 stop lights total. Also for some strange unknown reason 98% of all Salisbury youth, honestly believe that they live in a rough, drugged out "ghetto" with multiple gangs, and an extreme crime rate. Unfortunately these "Salisbury Wiggers" make up 1/3 of the student population at Triton High School, which is located in Byfield Massachusetts. Making it IMPOSSIBLE to walk in the hallway without hearing the voices of extremely white and average kids "AYO KID YOU GUDDA CIGG?" or "YO IMMA BANG YOU OUT KID IN DA BEEF" Or another common one is "KIDD YOU TALKIN MAD SHIT KID?!?!"
Salisbury kids usually tend to dress in :
Ecko/ G-Unit Jeans
Some sort of Flat-Brimmed-Hat
A basketball Jersey, usually 27 Sizes too big
Basketball shoes, usually Air Jordan
Large Silver/ Large Gold Jewelery
And to top it all off. a Stenciled Hair cut or "Line-Up"
Salisbury in general is a very very unfortunate white, middle class, sub-urban, beach town.
A small Sub-Urban, generally white, middle-class, beach town. Located in Northern Massachusetts. This small quiet community however has 2 or 3 stop lights total. Also for some strange unknown reason 98% of all Salisbury youth, honestly believe that they live in a rough, drugged out "ghetto" with multiple gangs, and an extreme crime rate. Unfortunately these "Salisbury Wiggers" make up 1/3 of the student population at Triton High School, which is located in Byfield Massachusetts. Making it IMPOSSIBLE to walk in the hallway without hearing the voices of extremely white and average kids "AYO KID YOU GUDDA CIGG?" or "YO IMMA BANG YOU OUT KID IN DA BEEF" Or another common one is "KIDD YOU TALKIN MAD SHIT KID?!?!"
Salisbury kids usually tend to dress in :
Ecko/ G-Unit Jeans
Some sort of Flat-Brimmed-Hat
A basketball Jersey, usually 27 Sizes too big
Basketball shoes, usually Air Jordan
Large Silver/ Large Gold Jewelery
And to top it all off. a Stenciled Hair cut or "Line-Up"
Salisbury in general is a very very unfortunate white, middle class, sub-urban, beach town.
The town of Salisbury Massachusetts NEEDS to have the select few about 2% of "GOOD" people, removed, while the entire town of Salisbury is completely bombed, and re-built, for a new fresh start for the world.
by 319KillazIIIGHT May 7, 2010
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The fields are at the corner of Salisbury and Cumberland Avenues, and are unofficially known as the Salisbury Fields, though the official name is Arni Cohen Memorial Fields.
The fields are at the corner of Salisbury and Cumberland Avenues, and are unofficially known as the Salisbury Fields, though the official name is Arni Cohen Memorial Fields.
When it happens in your favor: "Yes, that was the Salisbury Hop we needed!"
When it happens against you: "God damn fucking Salisbury Hop cost us the game!"
When it happens against you: "God damn fucking Salisbury Hop cost us the game!"
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The young people of Salisbury can be divided into three main groups: pikeys, squaddies and the posh kids.
Salisbury's pikeys are the most visible group, usually seen roaming the town in packs. They are indigenous to the Friary and Bemerton Heath, but are known to go to McDonalds and Burger King in order to feed. Other popular points of congregation include Tesco Metro, Poundland and the Library Steps.
The squaddies are usually only visible on Saturday nights, trying to pick up 18-year-old posh girls in Whiterooms and fighting each other and pikeys. The rest of the week they are busy invading Third World nations, shooting people and feeling good about themselves for it.
The posh kids spend most of their time either at one of the town's two grammar schools or at one of the copious private schools. At these institutions they learn how to vote for the Conservative Party as well as the art of banter. In their spare time they drink tea in Starbucks or Nero, or smoke undersized spliffs in the Cathedral Close. At the age of 18 or 19, almost all posh kids emigrate to "classier" (read: preppier) locales such as Oxford, Cambridge and Exeter. The Guild Hall Steps are a meeting point for posh kids with identity crises and lack of direction in life.
The young people of Salisbury can be divided into three main groups: pikeys, squaddies and the posh kids.
Salisbury's pikeys are the most visible group, usually seen roaming the town in packs. They are indigenous to the Friary and Bemerton Heath, but are known to go to McDonalds and Burger King in order to feed. Other popular points of congregation include Tesco Metro, Poundland and the Library Steps.
The squaddies are usually only visible on Saturday nights, trying to pick up 18-year-old posh girls in Whiterooms and fighting each other and pikeys. The rest of the week they are busy invading Third World nations, shooting people and feeling good about themselves for it.
The posh kids spend most of their time either at one of the town's two grammar schools or at one of the copious private schools. At these institutions they learn how to vote for the Conservative Party as well as the art of banter. In their spare time they drink tea in Starbucks or Nero, or smoke undersized spliffs in the Cathedral Close. At the age of 18 or 19, almost all posh kids emigrate to "classier" (read: preppier) locales such as Oxford, Cambridge and Exeter. The Guild Hall Steps are a meeting point for posh kids with identity crises and lack of direction in life.
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