swaffle

To take ones penis and slap backwards and forwards across a partner's face in a repetitive manner. Can result in eye injury.

Hey look at Roderick giving Helene a good swaffle! He must really like her.

by Captain Picards January 11, 2009

Swafflecopter

Similar to the act of 'swaffling', except the motion of the penis is of a circular orientation, such as that of the blades of a helicopter, rather than side-to-side.

Mate, Charlie gave Jan such a brutal swafflecopter last night, I could see the bruises this morning!

You're such a swafflecopter.

by Cumnuggetz May 10, 2011

Snaffle

The act of simultaneously sniffing and licking an object.

'Steve enjoyed a good snaffle in the nether regions'

'Stephen snaffled Jo's anus'

by Trytoincludepaul September 30, 2009

Staffle

To increase or decrease something in stages or increments over a specific time period.

Instead of asking for the full increase up front, Vincent agreed to staffle it, and gain the full amount over time.

by Euro English TM October 15, 2009

snaffleroar

A word to say when you're so frustrated or pissed off that you can't think of any other word to say.

Bob: Hey Jim, I slept with your mom last night!
Jim: What? Are you a teenager or something? Stop saying your mom jokes.
Bob: No, I actually did sleep with your mom. She's pregnant with your baby sister.
Jim: ....SNAFFLEROAR!

by Fehbeh January 24, 2011

staffle womp

It's the exact opposite of waffle stomp

You poop in the shower then proceed to suction cup the poop out of the drain

Alex's sister had to staffle womp her little brothers waffle stomp

by Spanktank44 May 3, 2019

Smuffle Muffle Cruffle Truffle.

A Big Delcious, Mighty Juicy Huge in Yo Mouth, Tasty Yummy, Mouth Watering, Jaw Dropping, Eye Popping Booty Sloppin.. . . BOOOTY!

Kim Kardashian Is NOTHING NEAR a Smuffle muffle Cruffle truffle.

by Big Daddy Smuffle Truffle. November 21, 2011