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Smacktard

a person who is seen to be special and mentally retarded. they are easily idenifiable by the lack of common sense and geographical knowledge eg. the lake district is in scotland. they will also repeatidly ask you to pass them their imaginary rifle when encountered with a fox or similar creature. you are recommended not to approach one for the fact that they will cling to you like a leech until death do you part.
MILLER the lemon is a smacktard
Miller you a smacktard
by mr jack daniel December 28, 2005
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Flying Seacat

The one who created the world, and all its inhabitants. The Flying Seacat demands sacrifice in the from children, toes, and fishes, for the is the correct plural form of fish (proven by the Flying Seacat).

The Flying Seacat engages in enteral combat with the source of all evil, the Snakeray. Not only can these gods live under water, they can live on land and fly.

All who die go to a resting place of souls, Atlantis. The only difference between those who were bad and good in their resting place is those who did not please the Seacat will not have gills.
A part of the holy scripture

"And so the Flying Seacat looked down apon those it created. The Flying Seacat opened its mouth and let out a terrifying meow which shook the universe, causing black holes.

Those who worshiped the Flying Seacat on the planet Eeearth fell to their knees and looked above and cried out praises to the mighty being.

Then the voice of the Seacat was heard, it was terrifying and beautiful. 'Remember, I am always watching.'

And so the mighty creature created video cameras and began to tape humans."
by Makena, The Absolute November 25, 2009
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Smacktivist

Sarah Palin is a smacktivist. The Tea Party, the Republican party and Fox news are all smactivists.
by Nosmack August 29, 2010
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Smacation

1. Social media vacation
2. A period of time an individual takes off social media to recharge and refocus on other important things or just to escape the pressure of the media.
1. Just took a Smacation to recharge my creative bars.
2. The pressure of being in the virtual space put a lot of strain on me! A Smacation was my best option
by Witnesswords July 2, 2020
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smacktacular

SMAK-TAK-YOU-LAR Ad-verb. - When finding the opposite sex butt sooooo nice that you are forced into action, usually resulting in a proper spanking.
Marilyn's butt is sooooo hot, I had to pop it. That thing is smacktacular.
by Moabdibb December 26, 2009
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Smacktikus Buttockus

The Greek mythological hero who invented anal intercourse.
Smacktikus Buttockus slew the God of Hetero intercourse and stole his magic "Pendant of the Brown Eye".
by Big Wil August 18, 2006
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Smacalated

Forcefully applied pressure that causes harm to another person.
Headlock crushing someone’s nose.
“DAVE SMACALATED MY NOSE AND NOW I CANT BREATHE!”
by GabeyBoi April 7, 2021
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