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smact by smactnation November 18, 2014
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smact
A group of people that worship Sufficiently Marvelous And Creative Types of peppers that were often stolen by American troops from the Soviets during the Cold War. This group recognizes the significance of peppers and their relationship with Communism, as both can get people to be "hot and bothered".
"Although these just look like ordinarily peppers, i bet that smact would appreciate their true value."
smact by smactnation November 18, 2014
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smact • Smaction • smactacik • Smactaculous • Smactalism • Smactively • smactress • smactually • smack • smack down
smack cracker
An inbred sheep dickin', illiterate / hillbilly-d poppin', white trash (or not) southern racist with a heroin or opiate addiction. Known for fathering several younger brothers (Leroy, Luke and Levi), and a sister named May (aka mama) in an effort to boost the working population for the family's All Natural Fertilizer business. A cracker so dumb, they stole Oxytocin instead of Oxycontin from the drug store cause they couldn't spell. A cracker so dumb, they still use manure as the "secret ingredient" for binding the Sowbelly n' Tuna Croquettes.
Luke: How many times do I have to ask you May, to sleep in my bed and keep me warm. Don't make me insist on it now.
May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.
Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.
May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?
Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!
May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.
Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.
May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?
Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!
smack cracker by Tbird December 14, 2008
Wrap say he smack
Wrap say he smack by Your friend from 2nd grade May 4, 2020
Smack the MAC
to get money from an automated teller machine; from a time period lasting from the mid-1980's to the mid-1990's when ATM machines were referred to as "Money Access Centers"
Smack the MAC by marv3000 January 12, 2020
midnight snack smack
I'm gonna have to change my sheets before my girlfriend comes over these things are so stained from all my midnight snack smacks.
midnight snack smack by blumpkin25 January 19, 2016
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