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A kickass CIM team; used to define greatness
by smactnation November 18, 2014
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smact

A group of people that worship Sufficiently Marvelous And Creative Types of peppers that were often stolen by American troops from the Soviets during the Cold War. This group recognizes the significance of peppers and their relationship with Communism, as both can get people to be "hot and bothered".
"Although these just look like ordinarily peppers, i bet that smact would appreciate their true value."
by smactnation November 18, 2014
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Sactor

Sactor; a new age tool that serves the purpose of removing small metal objects, specifically staples, more commonly known as staple remover.

Credit to: Class, in fact not only class but life President also some other great minds in NC Accounting
Pass me that sactor.
by SCJK January 30, 2018
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smack cracker

An inbred sheep dickin', illiterate / hillbilly-d poppin', white trash (or not) southern racist with a heroin or opiate addiction. Known for fathering several younger brothers (Leroy, Luke and Levi), and a sister named May (aka mama) in an effort to boost the working population for the family's All Natural Fertilizer business. A cracker so dumb, they stole Oxytocin instead of Oxycontin from the drug store cause they couldn't spell. A cracker so dumb, they still use manure as the "secret ingredient" for binding the Sowbelly n' Tuna Croquettes.
Luke: How many times do I have to ask you May, to sleep in my bed and keep me warm. Don't make me insist on it now.

May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.

Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.

May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?

Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!
by Tbird December 14, 2008
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Wrap say he smack

The almighty phrase to win rap battles on Roblox
Airpods203040: Wrap say he smack
Crowd: Ooohhhhhhh
Noob opponent: YES
Airpods203040: *wins*
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Smack the MAC

to get money from an automated teller machine; from a time period lasting from the mid-1980's to the mid-1990's when ATM machines were referred to as "Money Access Centers"
I need an extra 60 bucks for dinner tonight. I'm gonna go smack the MAC and I'll be right back.
by marv3000 January 12, 2020
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midnight snack smack

To treat oneself to a quick cock rub in the middle of the night / to masterbate after midnight
I'm gonna have to change my sheets before my girlfriend comes over these things are so stained from all my midnight snack smacks.
by blumpkin25 January 19, 2016
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