shu-mo-seks-shu-ul- one who is not gay, but wears nice shoes all the time, leading others to believe that he may be homosexual. much like a metrosexual, but a specific area of metrosexuality, obviously pertaining to the shoes.
by Justin Mayfield September 11, 2005
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Being sexually attracted to a sloth, and will usually get turned on by their slowness, because damn that's sexy.
by Adora :)) March 7, 2017
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2. A person who is intensely aroused by Jewish people, and who typically prefers only to engage in sexual encounters with Jews.
2. A person who is intensely aroused by Jewish people, and who typically prefers only to engage in sexual encounters with Jews.
Wait, you were hitting on Lisa? She’s a total shlomosexual dude. She won’t give a Christian the time of day.
by Assmaster Flash February 21, 2022
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–adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or physically exhibiting homosexuality.
Having exited the closet, rather than being discrete in any shape or form they openly show they're sexuality in an over the top approach which may result in the following:
- Complete change of wardrobe
- Sudden expert in fashion
- Fake tan
- Increased campness
- Gay banter
–adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or physically exhibiting homosexuality.
Having exited the closet, rather than being discrete in any shape or form they openly show they're sexuality in an over the top approach which may result in the following:
- Complete change of wardrobe
- Sudden expert in fashion
- Fake tan
- Increased campness
- Gay banter
by Caseysace June 15, 2011
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Jake: Why thank you! Atleast its one less person to manalyze and one less person who can copp dome from the females.
Brandon: But i was never worried about that from you in the first place...
Jake: Why thank you! Atleast its one less person to manalyze and one less person who can copp dome from the females.
Brandon: But i was never worried about that from you in the first place...
by flowmosexual93 April 22, 2009
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