SlowCD

When someone has all the typical signs of OCD but is particularly slow in executing these traits.

While skiing at Deer Valley, Uncle Van was particularly riddled with his SlowCD while getting his ski gear situated.

by OleReb February 26, 2021

SlowDingo

He’s literally the best speed runner ever. Don’t ever compare yourself to him EVER

Yo slowdingo can really cshlippy

by NotSlowDingo July 13, 2021

Say That Again, But Slowly

Used to politely tell someone that they just completely contradicted themselves. It can also be "Read that again, but slowly" if it's in text rather than actually being uttered.

Dumbass: "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe!"

Normal Person: "Say that again, but slowly..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 22, 2021

slowler

If somethinng is described as "slower" it means it is SO slow that to simply describe it is to speak in an unbelievably slow manner, slurring your words, to accomodate the utter slowness of the object, person, thing, etc in question.

Variations include: slowl, slowlish.

1. Could you be speaking any slowler?

2. That grandmother is moving so slowlish!

by IgIg August 11, 2006

Slowlier

A word slower than slower. When you move so slow that your whole body starts to ache.

Guy 1: Can you walk slowlier?

Guy 2: What the fuck does that mean?

1: It's a word slower than slower, that you move so slow your body starts to ache.

2: Oh cool, I should try that!

by Linda Evergreen March 21, 2017

As I Die Slowly

"As I Die Slowly" is also known as AIDS.

I used that term because when a person has AIDS they are dying slowly.

by Natalie October 23, 2004

the "i need to walk slowly" shit

when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk

When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009