Slowking

The most powerful pokemon of all. Also, the smartest pokemon of all.

You got full marks again? You are not a Slowking, are you?

by Slowking March 30, 2009

Slowing

The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.

John: "I've spent an entire month Slowing!"

by HandFlapper403 May 11, 2011

Slowding

When you're on the internet, watching a video, looking at pictures, etc, and it's loading extremely slow. So slow, that you usually exit and try something else, or you have so much free time loading, that you find yourself doing something *shudder* productive.

Frank: Hey, are you watching that sweet video of the guy with the really low voice singing?
Louie: Yeah, but it's just slowding. I've already managed to write half a novel and learn how to play rugby.
Frank: Oh, too bad.

by Isac Bandit March 7, 2009

Future Slowking

A person on your team who fucks up the whole game by getting hit by a car or any hittable, thus making the three people have to carry him. e.g Left 4 Dead 1 / Left 4 Dead 2. -Skilled <3's Scanty

Why didn't you dodge that car? You're such a future slowking (slowking)

by Skilled April 18, 2011

Sloading

Slow loading; Taking a while to buffer.

Yona Put on a movie on Netflix!

Raff Okay will do, mkayy

Yona What's taking so long?!?!?!?!

Raff Its buffering forever, it must be sloading :(

by Rafael Azari 305 November 6, 2012

sloading

When you have limited bandwidth and your internet is slow, the page is taking long to load.

"My internet sucks, It's sloading!"

by NoSteff August 30, 2013

slowading

Something which is loading and it's taking more than expected time.

This is pretty much slow + loading words.

www.google.com is slowading.

by Boss.silva July 16, 2009