Slow Motion Riot

1. The kind of slow, loud sex that penetrates right to the core, the results of which are felt for days.

2. Also, a crime thriller by Peter Blauner.

I want to lay you down and give you the slow motion riot. Set fire to those thighs, Loot that poon, and raise my flag.

I would like to read Peter Blauner's book, Slow Motion Riot.

by BadtotheTron November 15, 2012

slow moshing

A combination of slow dancing mixed with a mosh pit, all participants are in pairs dancing haphazardly, most likely drunk and/or high, and one couple will bump into another causing a domino or chaos effect that could lead to spinning girls used as projectiles, tango donkey punches, fist fights, or extreme laughter and fun, depending on the crowd.

Adam: "What is wrong with your ankle?"

Gabrielle: "It must have been injured last night while we were slow moshing, I didn't notice how swollen it was until today because I was laughing so hard and having too much fun to notice last night..."

by dmoney1313 December 9, 2010

slow-motion suicide

The act of slowly killing yourself by the use of tobacco or drugs. This happens over the years as dangerous substances are put into your body. They slowly kill you, hence slow-motion suicide.

The prof: Does anyone know what someone is doing when they sit outside on their porch smoking cigarettes all the time?
Nick: Killing themselves?
Greg: No dumbass! shit! they are committing slow-motion suicide...jeez....stupid college kids these days
The Prof (thinking to himself): Im failing him, and him, and maybe her, probably him....

by bootanger October 25, 2006

slow moment

a DUH....moment..its where u forgot what u did or what u were going to do

bob:hey cindy..did u knw wrestling comes on tonight??
cindy:oh okay ill watch it

(15 minutes later)

bob:are u watching wrestling
cindy:OHHHH SHOOT...
bob and cindy:SLOW MOMENT

by asdfwaertawfgsaef June 28, 2010

shit, chillin, slow-motion

a casual reply to the greeting "what's happenin'" or "what up doe." It's a Detroit way of letting the greeter know that there isn't anything going on at that particular time.

Tim: "What up doe nigga?"

Tom: "Shit, chillin, slow-motion."

by Eazy313 August 22, 2009

slow motion

To work it slow,enjoy the pleasure

Oh baby,i love it when u slow motion for me.

by Jon May 13, 2005

you're look like a crap in slow motion

a tf2 meme

heavy:scout!
scout:yeah?
heavy:where is your mama?
scout:*u wot m8*
scout:you're look like a crap in slow motion

by whomst've am I? April 5, 2018