The enigmatic, unstoppable force that is the cause of all unexplained murders and disappearances.
They leave behind no traces of their wrongdoing.
Alternative forms: sloathy, sloathify, sloathing
They leave behind no traces of their wrongdoing.
Alternative forms: sloathy, sloathify, sloathing
A: Did you hear that there are no leads yet in the mass murder case?
B: Yea, it must have been the sloaths.
A: Where did my phone go? I left it right here.
B: The sloath must have been interested in it and have taken it.
Please be aware that the sloath is the same creepy creature in the definition above.
B: Yea, it must have been the sloaths.
A: Where did my phone go? I left it right here.
B: The sloath must have been interested in it and have taken it.
Please be aware that the sloath is the same creepy creature in the definition above.
by sex-&-slytherin August 19, 2014
Get the Sloath mug.The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.
Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.
Kate: I’d rather die.
Kate: I’d rather die.
by Abba Palindrome June 15, 2018
Get the duchess slant mug.Slanty eyes or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.
European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.
Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty eyes an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.
Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty eyes an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
Student: "Why do they call slanty eyes an Asian eyes trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"
Master: "Because they are stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty eyes too."
Master: "Because they are stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty eyes too."
by Pink People October 4, 2012
Get the slanty eyes mug.Shontel is a hard worker. She has a lot of energy and never fails to make someone happy. She has inspired other people to work hard and never give up. It might seem she is happy, but she can lie very good. You need to be able to approach her without annoying her and do not ask her the same question over and over again. It makes her mad. Trust me. She has had a lot of tough times. She gets hurt very easily. So be careful. She can be sarcastic but not to the point where she is rude. She will sit with other people, and laugh while your not there. But you can’t be hurt. Because she has a big heart and she never fails to make me happy. Be thankful that you have a Shontel in your life and if you don’t, that really sucks.
Example:
P1: Where’s shontel?
P2: She went to the bathroom, why?
P1: She had a tough time. I need to find her.
P1: Where’s shontel?
P2: She went to the bathroom, why?
P1: She had a tough time. I need to find her.
by hey I love you to the moon and October 22, 2018
Get the Shontel mug.The act of lying naked in bed with another person and not touching them; restraint from contact is meant to produce a euphoric sensation. In reality, the sensation is one of taking a mallet to one's own genitals.
"Did your date go well, Jimbo?"
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."
by Gription October 23, 2012
Get the Happy Slonac mug.Slanty or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.
European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.
Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.
Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
Student: "Why do they call slanty an Asian eye trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"
Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty too."
Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty too."
by Fat Pink American October 4, 2012
Get the slanty mug.A beautiful girl inside and out. She is a great friend, and a fun person to be around. Any guy would be lucky to have a Shontae.
by yourstruely <3 February 13, 2015
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