slouch

A person who doesn't take care of themselves; a loser.

Look at that guy. He's such a slouch.

by Patrick Walker December 17, 2005

Stoaching

Absolutely disgusting/dirty/smelly to an unrivaled extent.

Greig: Oh my god what is that smell?
Dom: Sorry man, I haven't showered in a week..
Greig: Stoaching!

by Cupán Tae October 7, 2017

Sloath

The enigmatic, unstoppable force that is the cause of all unexplained murders and disappearances.

They leave behind no traces of their wrongdoing.

Alternative forms: sloathy, sloathify, sloathing

A: Did you hear that there are no leads yet in the mass murder case?
B: Yea, it must have been the sloaths.

A: Where did my phone go? I left it right here.
B: The sloath must have been interested in it and have taken it.

Please be aware that the sloath is the same creepy creature in the definition above.

by sex-&-slytherin August 19, 2014

Slotcher

A person that has been officially Slotched by Jeff or Joey

You're a real Slotcher dude

by HeadlessJeff January 21, 2021

Bog-Sloucher

Someone who stays in a boggy area for far too long.

Sam told on Josh because he was being a bog-sloucher.

by moolegend March 13, 2011

Slouch potato

Similar to a 'couch potato' but these people are lazy AND fat. Whereas 'couch potatos' are usually just lazy.

Being a slouch potato is much worse than being a couch potato.

I walked into the living room only to see my slouch potato older brother finishing yet another packet of Krispee Kremes.

You're already so lazy Jeff, if you keep eating all that junk food, you're gonna end up a slouch potato!

What a slouch potato!

by littlemissgiggles March 27, 2010

Slouch Pouch

An older mans ball sack.

Phoebe: OMG Stacy, I saw the grossest ball sack yesterday. He was ancient.

Stacy: You mean a slouch pouch?

by xtina1313 May 25, 2015