Goat Slitting

The act of cutting someone's eyes horizontally to give them 'goat slits'.

I just finished goat slitting that mad hatter's eyes.

by DaftSailor August 28, 2017

The Shittening

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere

"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

by ultimatetroll69 April 29, 2019

smitten

unending love of the soul

Even though they had been together for many years he was still so smitten with her internal and external beauty, that notice of another was totally incomprehensible.

by LvrBoy May 30, 2015

Shittens

When your cat takes a crap so big it appears as if it gave birth.

DUDE!... I found out where that smell was coming from. I checked the cat-box and it looks like my cat had a litter of shittens!

by Dexter Dougles March 20, 2010

Skyrim Smitten

The feeling you get from the RPG Skyrim. A lot like when you first start dating someone. You think about it all the time, wanna be with it non-stop, wanna play it, wanna accomplish things in it, tell it how beautiful it is.

"I can't believe he left me for that whore, Skyrim..."
"Can you blame him? I mean, damn, look at it..Everyones Skyrim Smitten these days."

by bc93 November 29, 2011

Skitten

A cute nickname for a nympho. IE : SEX KITTEN / Skitten

Sit on my lap, skitten - We gotta get somethin' straight between us :P

by GeorgeGilbert May 15, 2011

slitter

(Scottish)
1. noun - person unable to eat or pour liquids without spilling half the contents down their front
2. verb - to unsuccessfully attempt ill-advised transfer of liquid or semi-liquid foodstuffs from one object to another; to eat messily
3. adjective form "slittery"

1. What a slitter - you've gone and got soup all up your sleeve.
2. Don't try and pour your tea into another mug. You'll slitter half of it for sure.
3. Aw ya big slittery monkey. Look at the mess you're making!

by thrawnpop May 14, 2008