sneezure

repetitive sneezing; five or more. Also see grandma sneezures.

My sneezures are so bad I almost past out from lack of oxygen.

by Heath December 14, 2003

sleepsurf

To surf the web while effectively asleep, or so tired you aren't completely aware of where you're going. As one would sleepwalk.

"I finished studying for the exam, got some hot chocolate and read my email, then proceeded to sleepsurf the net until about 2am."

by Greg Houck September 24, 2007

Sleezure

A sudden and unexpected attack of drowsiness or fatigue; passing out from exhaustion.

Archer: "I swear to God, if Mark makes me work double shifts one more time I'm going to..." *snore*
Holly: "What's wrong with him?"
Greg: "Sleezure."

by lemon cup February 13, 2009

sleazurely

To behave in an immoral, corrupt or sordid manner in an unhurried and relaxed fashion.

Guy 1: Yo, what's your plans for the weekend?
Guy 2: Man, I got so much time, I'm gonna spend all weekend sleazurely mackin on them honeys

by PajamaParty September 19, 2016

sleepdurbation

similar to sleep walking but masturbating or jacking off instead of walking

i woke up in a sticky spot this morning

you must have had a case of sleepdurbation

by mountaindewher June 26, 2010

sneezure

Rapid repetitive sneezing over (5+ sneezes) a period of less than 10 seconds. Can be measured in sps (Sneezes / Second)

After taking a huge sniff of the moldy wall, I had a 9 sps sneezure, which was my most intense sneezure to date.

by Mike Chiarenza December 28, 2007

Sneeizure

a debilitating sneeze attack

I wish trees should stop bow chicka wow wowin', because I had the biggest sneeizure from all that pollen.

by repSilverSpringMaryland June 7, 2009