sleepwacking

Wacking off in your sleep. NOT a wet dream, because you are physically touching yourself. Sometimes happens simultaneously to sleepwalking.

Eww, Jeremy was sleepwacking in his mom's room last night.

by johnsq99 April 16, 2007

Sleep Cocking

When you have sex with your baby momma, with your sleeping child in the same bed, blocked off by a row of pillows.

Fuck man, she came over the other day and I ended up sleep cocking her. Wasn’t my fault, but at least I know Tommy was asleep the whole time.

by The C to the P January 2, 2019

Sleep cocking

when a man is in deep sleep and begins to try to hump nearest available orifice or object.

"Oh baby, it's not my fault I musta been sleep cocking again."
"it never fails, 3 am he can't sleep and tries to blame it on his sleep cocking"

by John Easton October 14, 2007

sleepToking

When you open TikTok app an go LIVE while you are still asleep.

When you “sleepwalk” on TikTok ! And go live, you are sleepToking.

by Brandyrae3379! November 12, 2022

sleepbooking

The act of Facebooking while sleeping, similar to sleepwalking.

Dude i'm pretty sure I was sleepbooking last night, i liked your status at 4:30 a.m.

by getnrealnwv May 13, 2010

Sleepbooking

to Facebook instead of sleep even though your eyes are heavy and you will most likely fall asleep with your phone on your chest with the Facebook app open.

L:Why are you posting on fb rather than taking that nap you told me you were taking?
T:I'm sleepbooking

by Misstracid September 5, 2015

sleepsucking

the act of sucking cock while sleeping.

I woke up to my self sleepsucking my husband.

by CaroLiOn August 27, 2005