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Sleepyhead

(n.) Oral sex in the morning or immediately after waking up with your partner.
As soon as I woke up, she was back for round 3 and was giving me sleepyhead.
by mikklepgibbs October 23, 2010
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sleepyhead

A person of asian descent, since their skinny, shifty eyes resemble someone who just woke up.
Damn man that Gook bitch is a true sleepyhead, she made me mu shu pork.
by Robert Boyd October 6, 2006
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SleepyHead

A derogatory way to describe an Asian person.
used because of the way Asians eyes appear to be semi-closed or "sleepy"
connie chung is such a sleepy head

look at that sleepyhead bitch over there
by HardBody Ninja April 14, 2010
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Sleepyhead

The best thing a Man can wake up to, being awoken via oral sex.
" If you buy my that Diamond Necklace, I will surprise you with Sleepyhead tomorrow .
by FuckingFacts May 12, 2016
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sleepyhead

when someone is asleep and unknowlingly performs oral sex on the perpetrator. Just as a sleeping baby sucks their bottle, will the victim sleeping suck away.
So this chick passed out on my lap and I got some sleepyhead.
by lv2ja2003 January 21, 2008
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sleepchawking

Unconcious and Non-Consentual Chawking that usually occurs in men with big dicks and can sometimes cause uncontrollable bleeding. Another phrase for this term is an "undercover male period" or "sharpening the pencil at midnight"...
me: I think I was sleepchawking last night.
person: why?
me: becuase my bedsheets were red and I have a massive penis.
by jordf June 11, 2022
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sleephawk

The mohawk-like hairstyle created by those with shorter hair lying on one's sides during sleep.
I thought her short hair was cool until I woke up next to her in the morning and she had a stupid-looking sleephawk.

This is the easiest style ever-I just go to bed and wake up with a perfect sleephawk.
by Raisin Toast February 24, 2010
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