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Slackoisie

Prounounced "Slack-wah-zee". This term was coined by J. Daniel Hull, Esq., author of the "What About Clients?" blawg, and popularized by Scott H. Greenfield, Esq., author of the "Simple Justice" blawg. It refers to:
(1) a class of narcissistic young professionals, particularly attorneys (usually Gen Y/millenials), who believe that having a job is an entitlement, rather than a privilege. They often complain about the work they have (if working), opine the lack of "real lawyer" jobs available in the market, and are critical of the long hours and inadequate pay found at most small firms. They believe they are entitled to work/life balance, that their opinions on any subject are inherently important and that whatever benefits they enjoy are inadequate. The Slackoisie are more interested in having a place to go in the morning and some spending money than committing themselves to their clients and the profession; or
(2) a slacker with an exaggerated sense of self-importance and entitlement.
Examples:
(1) Attorney 1, "OMG, like I got a job at (insert name of any law firm) and they expect me to work like a hundred hours a week. I did not go to (insert name of law school) to work all the time."
Attorney 2, "Stop being such a slackoisie, and appreciate the opportunity you have! There are tons of people graduating law school who would love to have a job doing (insert type of law practiced at Attorney 1's law firm)."
(2) Anyone who claims to be a social media expert/guru;
(3) Anyone who posts on "JDJive" and "JD Underground"; or
(4) Anyone with a graduate degree who lives in their parents basement and is unemployed because they cannot find an employer who "appreciates their uniqueness" or demands that they actually produce quality work before being given a raise, the corner office and a convertible sports car.
by SI_Counsel February 28, 2010
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Slaviour

Someone who promises salvation in order to enslave people. The term is a conglomeration of the words saviour and slaver.
Person 1: "Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Saviour?"
Person 2: "No, he was just a Slaviour."
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So powerful, that it will betray love, family and anything that comes in the way of fueling this force with more alcohol.
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Person 2: " She is what you would call a slankore!"
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When someone asks you for a favour, but they really mean they want you to slave your ass off for them. Not to be confused with "slaver".
Doucher: Hey can you do me a slaveour and get these files sorted out ?

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Noun: An unstoppable force maintained through sheer force of will and alcohol.
Eg: "I wanted to go hard this weekend so I made sure I had my Slamko prepared and ready."
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