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Snapback Douchebag

A person that thinks he's cool while everybody around them thinks of him as a fool. Since nobody wants to be seen around him, he typically hangs out with others of his kind and they can often be found roaming the streets on longboards.

Snapback Douchebags are most commonly found wearing snapback hats and sweaters for sport teams they don't even watch. They can also be seen riding longboards and yelling obnoxiously at each other.
Brendan: Look at bilal wearing, he's wearing the same sweater as always and that stupid hat.

Brad: Yeah, What a Snapback Douchebag
by BradS97 October 16, 2012
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Slaptack

A sudden sensation of pain to ones nuts or vag-bone; Caused by a quick flick of the wrist.
Gary started to cry after Kent slaptacked him in his ball sack.
by Ohnoslut February 11, 2010
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Arizona SlapJack

The act of slapping a woman after intercorse with a used condom.
"Dude, I gave her a nasty Arizona Slapjack when I was done. it made the plop noise and everything"
by JoeGrizzly October 21, 2011
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dildo slapjack

A giant douche that owns all the trendy gun things, like defcons, supdef, HK pistols, and lots of one off lower receivers, and drinks only Tim Hortons coffee and drives Subaru’s.
That guy is the literal definition of a Dildo Slapjack, what a douche
by Alex Krycek June 2, 2019
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snapback pussy

flattering term for for female genitals that have a high level of snatchlasticity
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The opposite of loose pussy. Preferable by most men as it provides greater stimulation . It is also feared because it could cause a man to become sprung and give the woman all his money.
A woman can test to see if she has snapback. if she can loosen the cap of a two liter coke bottle. It the vagina can tighten down enough so that you can hear the sound of gas escaping when twisting bottle, then you have a Snapback pussy. If the cap just turns, you have a loose pussy.
Pussy that is so tight it completely closes if you pull out between strokes . a pussy that moves and rolls to bring you to climax easy. Usually possessed by the young, Black ,Asians ,Trinis, filipinas or BBW's
After orgasm, if left in position, as the male organ softens, and the muscles of the vaginal walls haven't been stretched,it is hard to remove the penis as the labia and vagina have closed around it . an audible snap or pop

sound will be heard as the penis is withdrawn.
Her pussy fit tightly on my penis:her pussy was silky and not too wet.her pussy contracted and messaged my penis: her Snapback pussy made me climax .with her Snapback grip on my penis she can get whatever she wants .her pussy made me want more and more each day.
by BigsmokeDaddy March 30, 2010
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Snapback

A flat billed adjustable cap commonly worn by the UDBA (Unoriginal Douche bags of America) You will usualy see these hats being worn with baggy cargo shorts that are worn below the ass, for some God unkown reason, along with an Obey, California Republic, or Diamond T-shirt. Along with low top shoes and the socks that go all the way up the legs.
Douchebag: Yeah man I got so much swag with my snapback!

Me: You look just like every other asshole in the that hangs out at the mall on a Saturday night.
by Angmar August 26, 2013
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Snapback Snatch

A skimpy hooch(ie) - looking girl, who puts a snapback cap (hat) on her head, only with the intention to 'get her slut on' with rappers/skaters or anyone with status in the hip hop subculture. Most commonly you see them in action at hip hop events. If a snapback snatch feels threatened by another females presence, she will use her most apparent characteristic - being a vicious psycho bitch from hell and do whatever it takes for you to either end up severely injured or psychologically torment you to the point that your self esteem leaves you in foetal position.
- "I can't see anything from here or even move Sarah! I'll try and ask the guy for a demo when he gets off stage because he sounds ill! (ouch) I just got elbowed real hard and spilled my drink all over myself because of the snapback snatch beside me!"
by N.E.Z.A August 6, 2013
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