scabies

the most awesome, most wanted (and respected) STD of them all. if you get it, don't be greedy, spread that shit around!

hey remember when nikki and adam had scabies? sucks to be them, and when i say sucks, i mean rules!

by pussy cunts January 22, 2005

Scabies

Perceived skin infestation that may present in lieu of the usual bugs that crawl under the skin of methamphetamine-addicted people.

"Dude, let's smoke some meth and jerk off."
"No way mister; I am sick of having scabies."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 8, 2023

Scabies Sanctuary

A piece of furniture or person that is infected with scabies.

“Dude, you gonna help me move up that couch we found out by the dumpster?”
“Nah, that looks like it’s a scabies sanctuary.”

Tara thought that sweet almost chair from the second hand store was a steal. Too bad for her, it was a scabies sanctuary.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

SKABies

skate crew from south florida....spelled SKABies not skabies or scabies
pronounced SKAB (as in you have a skab on your knee) ies as in ies

the SKABies crew eats bananas

by brandon shafranski May 9, 2007

Spabies

Is caused by scabobs

Awe nuts, I have spabies!

by Aushwits June 23, 2018

Scabies

The Scabies, an '80's 'Wuss Rock' band founded by four brothers of indeterminate sexuality hailing from London's East End

I bought an old Scabies tape from the Record Mart bargain bin.

by Count Jackovsky October 22, 2003

Couch Scabies

A non-harmful sexually transmitted disease obtained from having sex with your couch, in which things inside your couch become stuck to the end of a mans penis.

dude, my sofa gave me couch scabies

by JoJo hodges January 30, 2008