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Asian Skydiver

When an Asian Skydiver is performed, on of the participants sits with their ass just off the edge of a top bunkbead while the other participant lies on their back facing upwards with their head just a little off the bottom bunk. The participant on the top bunk will usually squeeze out a shit on to the other persons face. The velocity of the poo is where the "Asian Skydiver" gets its name. This can also be called the "Kamikaze".
Tom and Gina decided to pull an Asian Skydiver on each other taking turns. The poo hit Gina in the face so hard that she broke her nose. To get Tom back, she decided to diarrhea on him from the top bunk so it would get in his eyes, even if they were closed.
by The KIID March 4, 2009
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Mexican Skydiver

When you take a flying leap onto a girl laying a bed after eating tacos with the intention of achieving high-velocity penetration. This is done while a panel of judges wearing sombreros onlooks and scores the jumper on a 10-point scale.
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, we went to taco bell then I pulled a Mexican Skydiver"
Guy 2: "I could go for some Taco bell right now"
by Joe the Pro February 22, 2010
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Alaskin Skydiver

The sexual act of love making in a specific way
(The object is to leap off the bed and land on top of your woman,with your erection scoring it right in too her vagina, without any bendage.) Hey bob what happened to u last night, oh man jimmy, Jessica and i had a crazy night last night. what happened bob. well you see we tried the Alaskin Skydiver lastnight and my calculations were a little off so i took work of today to recover. im in a lot of pain. Damn bob i wish i had a woman to do the alaskin skydiver u luck dog you.
by lickismacrackis March 27, 2010
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Skypeover

What you have the following morning after spending hours talking to mates on skype while drinking or smoking too much.
Bloody hell Mick, I've got a stonking SKYPEOVER after talking to you and Jon into the wee hours last night.
by deadyeti December 9, 2008
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skydancer

large dancing inflatables, filled with air from fans in the feet of them. Also known as Wacky waving arm flailing tube men as see in Family Guy Tv show
as seen at the Super Bowl, Miss America, the Grammy Awards, music videos and car lots all over the world. Skydancers make any event or business get more attention.
by Skydancer December 19, 2008
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Skydiver

A sexual position. when the woman is facing away from you and you grab both of her wrists, she then proceeds to wrap her legs around you backwards. you then have a choice of holes. it should end up that (if you weren't there) she looks like shes skydiving
Guy who likes to lie about having sex: Dude! i totally did the skydiver with my ho' last night! legend!

this guys friend: ehh no? you went to the cinema with me? you fucking virgin.
by Spaacer545 May 18, 2009
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polish skydiver

A person of african origin who trades in 2nd hand socks
That polish skydiver has stolen my socks!
by TedTurd August 29, 2008
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