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SKULLFUCK 

SKULLFUCKS will get ya FUCKED. best ordered in durty guttural voice.

Jagërmeister, Tequila, splash of lemonade and a grape.

if you don't have any jaeger, then you can just have a FUCK instead. theyr pretty good too.
-Oi, let's go get some SKULLFUCKSSSSSSS!!!
-i love a good skullfuck
-what, no grapes, fuuuck
-áfter we've had these SKULLFUCKS, let's got get some SNORTskies
-SKULLSkies
SKULLFUCK by nolte August 7, 2008

skullfuck 

im going to skullfuck that pirate
skullfuck by tubular tits December 13, 2018

Skullfuck 

In the context of playing the game Skull, to heavily entice, bait, or bamboozle another player into flipping your skull (especially when they are on the verge of getting a point), thus screwing them over, or otherwise fucking them.
I was about to win the daily game of skull until I got skullfucked and lost my last flower.
Skullfuck by PlatypusKarl March 25, 2024

Skullfuck Wizard 9000 

Evil wizard. Created by Hal 9000 to be his sex slave and chess companion. Masturbate daily to avoid encountering. Recently made America's most wanted list and became a finalist on America's Next Top Model (of Fuck Wizards).
Skullfuck Wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of Fuck Wizards.

Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000 by Fart Prince November 20, 2015

SkullFuck Brain Surprise 

What happens when I sniff Grag
Shit MuckyClaire that seriously SkullFuck Brain Surprised me!

King Kong Skullfuck 

Facefucking someone while you pry their jaw open with your hands sometimes resulting in broken jaw. A reference to the scene in Peter Jackson’s King Kong (2005) in which King Kong pries a T. Rex’s jaws apart so far it completely snaps the T. Rex’s skull.
If you King Kong Skullfuck a woman your going to jail, breaking jaws is serious business