squadouche

Nothing; nothing of value.

I bet you off your (poker) hand when all I held was squadouche.

by XxPRAXISxX February 5, 2008

skadouche

a word used when in the presence of a panda using kung fu.

or

when a BURN is given, its the expression you say there after.

"Not the finger hold! You're bluffing.
I figured it out.
Skadouche."

or

"At least my phone isn't as ugly as your face. ohhh you've just been Skadouched."

by ChanClair June 12, 2008

Skidouchebag

The only thing worse than being a douchebag.

Guy #1- Hey! Quit being such a douche!

Guy #2 - Whatever Skidouchebag!

by That One Girl? December 11, 2011

Squadouche

A mythical bear that smells like rich mahogany.

I'm as strong and majestic as Squadouche.

by El Conquistador de Amor May 21, 2009

skadouchebag

(n) someone who quotes Jack Black movies way too much

after i went to see Kung Fu Panda i became a colossal skadouchebag

by donutlover57 March 13, 2011

skidouche

Being just a little more than a douche but less than a full blown douche bag

Carl: Hey Bill whats up Brandons kiester
Bill: Dont worry about it Carl hes just a skidouche

by That 0ne Fella October 8, 2010

Skedouche

Verb.
Noun.
Pronoun.
Adverb.
Adjective.
Insult.
Insult to injury.
Kicking while down.
The isht.
The skecouchie were a cult formed in the early your mom hundreds by two douches that no longer wanted to be douches. They went about making fun of the douchie by labeling themselves skedouchie. The story of skedouche is one that will live in infamy... you skedouchebag.

You are a big skedouche.

by NREMZ gurus June 11, 2009