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skitching the wagon
A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
skitching the wagon by David Davids0n March 3, 2010
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kart skitching
The act of placing a shopping cart on the passenger side of a car, and having the passenger lean out the window, while hanging onto the cart. The driver then accelerates the car to the highest speed possible. Then the passenger pushes the cart away aiming for a curb, building, etc. The bigger the crash the better.
kart skitching by nipples May 24, 2007
heely skitching
wearing heelys while in the roller skaking position while at the same time holding onto somebody as that person is moving. children can ussually pull this off easy.
we got bored so i was heely skitching my friend at school...it was fun until he slinged me into the lockers
heely skitching by {[nick]} March 27, 2008
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
Not content with doing nothing and enjoying their win, the enemy team has instead chosen to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory - Phrase, common usage. Doing something stupid causing your team to lose when all you had to do was nothing.
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory - Phrase, common usage. Doing something stupid causing your team to lose when all you had to do was nothing.
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory by Gamer487 December 3, 2019
Soul Snatching
When girl sucks your dick sooooo good as if she took your soul out with it too when your nut come exploding out of you.
Man Jasmine was soul snatching last night she sucked my dick sooo good when I came it felt like she sucked my soul out too
Soul Snatching by The Smooth Scientist January 10, 2018