skister

humanity's bane. comprises of a skister and a magikal dragon goat which identifies as a toaster :3

'have you heard of the skisters?! heard they eliminated yet another country with their ak-47 grenadiers-'

by cakeface November 19, 2021

skipster

noun
1. a person who is hip, but not too hip to skip.
2. a hipster without the pretense.
3. portmanteau of "skip" and "hipster."

Lucien listens to indie rock, but is still a total goofball--he's a happy-go-lucky skipster.

by Peter Lapin July 20, 2008

skinternet

The part of the Internet that contains pornographic websites and chatrooms that discuss x-rated topics. Could also be used to describe one's activities while surfing.

"Dude, I had some Skinternet time last night and came across a free download of that Paris Hilton video"

"Jim is tired today because he was up late into the night doing Skinternet with some chick, who was probably another guy"

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by Gregg Gillming June 9, 2005

spinster jess

1)An old, unmarried lady. She usually has 47 cats and loves scaring away little kids that come up to her door on Halloween.

2)A fourteen year old girl that believes she will never get married and wants to become a spinster.

little girl: oh my goodness, did you hear about that spinster jess that lives down the street!?

little boy: yessir! i went to her house on Halloween and she let her crazy cats come out and attack me.

or

Jessie: so i think i will end up being a spinster when im older. yaay!! :

Lydia: OH MY GOODNESS. You will not become a spinster jess!! i wont let that happen.

by jess the spinster March 5, 2008

executive spinster

A successful, career-driven woman who refuses to settle for a man who (a) earns less than she does (b) her social circle/family would disprove of, and (c) someone she feels she can't look up to. Years later, she finds that by not compromising, she's in her 40s, single, and turns to artificial insemination as a last-ditch attempt at motherhood.

After vying to make partner at the firm for 16 years, Fran put off starting a family. By the time she made partner, she was 44, her looks had faded, and she was relegated to the role of executive spinster: take out Chinese, Grey's Anatomy, and 6am spin classes.

by Ma Cheese Moe December 5, 2011

Skintervention

The act of influencing another person's skincare regime.

Sarah's friends had an impromptu skintervention after they realized she was using a moisturizer with only SPF 8.

by stoton July 6, 2009

aspiring spinster

a 20 something woman who has had her heart broken into a million pieces so she decides not to date anyone. she is content with dying old and alone.

Good luck trying to date her she is an aspiring spinster.

by HannaH Louise September 25, 2011