Skejob

The act of inserting the ring finger into the anus of a minor for not only pleasure, but to avoid statutory charges.

I went to have sex with my new girlfriend, but after I found out she was only 14, we had to settle with a skejob.

by markbel123 August 9, 2012

turbo ski job

It is essentially a standard ski job with except the one performing the act uses their mouth also. It feels really good.

Christy gives a killer turbo ski job.

by John Oates July 18, 2007

skibob

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by Ted Twinklecorn November 6, 2023

skinjob

The act of covering stuff with something outside that looks nice, or is supposed to look nicer. It usually refers to website work, but can refer to any type of work where remaking the facade of something, vs. its content or organization, can dramatically affect how it is perceived.

It connotes a certain sleaziness, because, as we all know, actually coding in CSS is yucky.

I gave my website a new skinjob last night and now it looks so cool!

or...

I spend 90% of my time doing skinjobs, hacking on CSS and messing with rollover graphics and flash and crap. I'd rather do the organization and planning parts, myself.

by Shatuga July 12, 2009

skiboble

1.The single most important person in your life. 2. When you do something stupid.

1."He is my sckiboble" 2. "Man, you pulled a skiboble."

by Jessi Siler September 8, 2003

skijoozle

n. The act of spilling liquid on one's self in a dribbling manner.

Past tense: skijoozled

n. "That glass is full; be careful that you don't skijoozle it all over your shirt!"

Past Tense: "Oh no! I just skijoozled milk all over my brand new shirt!"

by CityKitty February 24, 2011

Skibobbing

A variation of the move skiing, when a man or woman jacks two men off, one on each side, while giving fellatio to a man in front.

Garret: What were you up to over the weekend?
Ben: Got together with a few friends and took them skibobbing
Garret: ....

by Normal dude 44 April 13, 2011