skid

A thin line of shit inside a kid's underwear, which looks like a car's skidmark.

Ew, you didn't clean the skid off before putting your underwear in the washer.

by Cantanope August 16, 2016

Skid

a person who is a skid mark on the underpants of society, hindering, rather than contributing, to it's advancement.

"I'm so glad that I quit smoking so I don't have to stand outside with all the skids."

by Pigjuice January 09, 2009

skid

short for script kiddie, what pissed 17 year olds say when someone hacks in a lego game called roblox. Mostly used by thots that work for cafe games.

Hacker: *turns on fling exploit*

Thot at cafe game: get out of here skid

by DesiredApple1 September 03, 2019

Skid

Skid: A wana be hacker who pretends to be a anon member. or has a Hack forums profile or SKID Forums and pretends to be the shit

Skid

by Encrypters October 10, 2011

skids

A game played at (usually) all-boys schools in the UK. Players have to pretend to strain as if pooing - the aim to create a skid mark on the trolleys. The loser shits himself - no, in fact all of the players are losers...

A: Fancy a game of skids...
B: OK
A&B: Ngg-mgg (straining noise)
C,D,E, etc: Eughh you've shit yourself!

by Anon2 July 29, 2006

skid

Typically someone with notably poor hygiene habits, wearing shirts advertising for bands such as Slipknot, with a distinct odor, who smokes a good deal of marijuana, especially marijuana borrowed from others.

Hey do you smell something? Wow look at the guy with the <i>Disturbed</i> shirt and the long dirty hair over there bumming a joint...

by Dylan July 08, 2004

Skid

A person typically a child that uses online behavior to exploit certain games, mostly known as ROBLOX skids.
They find their trash at v3rmillion or other hackforums and can make their way to wearedevs another trash rat-filled exploiting software.
Stay away from these skids, They're toxic.

Person 1: Skid.
Skid: oMMGG iM noT a sKID!!1!! IM HACKING YOUR ACCOUNT!
Person 1: whatever lmao
Person 2 (the idiot): OMG PLS NO MISTER DONT HACK ME ACCOUNT

by PoopyTurd August 08, 2019