skibity simone

this girl is trouble!! she likes to role play lacrosse in bed and whenever she screamed “got ball” she proceeds to eat her man’s balls, leaving him dead on the floor….

“WOAH ARE U ABOUT TO PULL A SKIBITY SIMONE??? MY BALLS BE BURNINGGG”

by POOOSEYYYYYYYYYY2773737 March 21, 2024

skibiti slicer

A skibiti slicer is kinda like a chicken strip but skibiti (cool)

Why did you eat my skibiti slicers!

by Silly goofy goober April 26, 2024

Skibiti Dookie

Skibiti Dookie is when you hide in a toilet and wait for your friend to take a shit and eat it. then poke your head out the toilet with shit in your mouth and say skibiti dop dop dop yes yes!
(epic troll)

Guy 1 hiding in toilet

Guy 2 goes to take a shit

Guy 1: Nom Nom Nom (pokes head out) skibiti dop dop dop yes yes!

Guy 2: Ah! you got me

Guy 1: haha you just got Skibiti Dookie'd!

by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis March 25, 2024

Skibiti toilet

Another way to refer to a form of brain rot you watch now, or used to watch in the past.

"Oh my god guys MLG was my skibiti toilet"

by K1RB0 P3AS 🥴 February 11, 2024

skibiti

skibiti is a gen alfa slang word used to call someone weird or lame.

you skibiti

your a skibiti

by Binglow binglow October 18, 2024

Skibity yartridge

A big colored deformed malnourished African child that tweaks out on a frequent daily basis and has multiple layers of autism and cerbal palsy that can also summon a fleek bar at will to geek and zleek because it is in a alliance with the pibble and zawg shlawg fawg lawg and is a bruh moment when the tuzz suzz muzz and bruzz to the pruzz n pruzz yuzz so we cruzz uzz and ts pmo bc I'm boutta 808 skibity toilet

Skibity toilet: look out it's a fent yart
Skibity yartridge: "I have autism"

by Skibity fent yart April 6, 2025

Skibity slicer

A sigma meal Skibity slicers

I ate that shit like a skibity slicer , don’t ask restaurants for skibity slicers

by The real fuckaltoogen April 16, 2024