skeem

noun- a gurl that you are playin'
verb- (so many meanings) it replaced the verb that should be there.

origin: CT

I skeemed on da gurl.
That ho wuz just a skeem.
I just skeemed da test.
I'm bout to skeem up somethin crazy.
I need to skeem a job.
Dat bill skeemed me out of money

by Jay Perk March 8, 2005

Skeem

1. To annoy, harass, or give someone a hard time.

2. To set someone up to fail.

3. To flirt or hit on someone that you have feelings for.

1. Please do not skeem at me on here. It has been a very long day.

2.Let's skeem at Emma by giving her the wrong answers when we help her with homework.

3. Damn! That boy is foxy! Im gonna go skeem at him. Bye, girl!

by MrsBandicoot September 8, 2009

skeem

a plan, plot

yo man lets go skeem with that girl

damn that bitch gets around...fucking skeemer

"yo lets go rob that bank", "yeah dude thats a good skeem"

that bitch is a skeet, you better not skeem with her

by Madskillzdc June 29, 2008

Skeem

To Skeem is to smoke marijauana habitually

Nick is a fucking skeemer
Wanna go skeemin'?

by anon. July 18, 2003

skeem box

Usually referring to someone whose actions have ulterior motives, generally sexual; someone who's skeemin/schemin' on someone else. Can also be used in a general sense for anyone who seems sketchy or deceptive, and probably clumsy at it. Probably a combination of skeemin and lunchbox.

Yo, my man has been hangin on Cindy all night, what a skeem box.

Skeem box over here is totally trying to mack on my jaunt.

by ptree March 25, 2008

skeem bag

A voluptuous women; a hoe.

John: What we doin tonight mike?
Mike: I dont know, lets grab a couple of skeem bags and head to the club.

by Hulk93 December 9, 2012

Skeem

A player (more specifically in the game of League of Legends) that takes life too seriously, and after a lot of anger and rage, acts as if they were having fun or enjoying the game the whole time.

Player 1: "Wow, I owned you, ez ez"

Player 2: "Okay, skeem."

by QualifiedGoose January 13, 2022