Skankapotamus 

A white trash looking, droopy boob toting female, that likes to steak boyfriends. Also has greasy hair and bad skin and is chubby!

I cannot believe he is dating that skankapotamus!

Skankapotamus by Twinkies May 7, 2009

Skankopotamus 

A nasty skank who needs absolute attention, and tries to fuck everyone.

That girl Brandi is such a disgusting skankopotamus, she hates me because I won't fuck her nasty ass.

Skankopotamus by Nutsinabag March 10, 2016

shankopotamus 

When someone very, very badly hits a golf ball in a high-pressure situation. This also applies to field goal kicks where the kicker badly chokes. This word is the portmanteau of shank (as hitting a golf ball way off course) and hippopotamus. This word is designed to conjure up images of the worst choke performance you can imagine.

It came down to the last hole, and Gary did a complete shankopotamus. The ball traveled about 10 feet off the tee into the water. He never recovered, lost the round, and lost the game.

shankopotamus by evilelvis94 January 15, 2022

skankopottamus 

The offspring of a hippopotamus and yo sista. Big fuckin skank weighing in excess of 200lbs. Generally found in the presence of skankosauruses and attracted to darker meat.

Guy 1: What is that on the dance floor?
Guy 2: That's a skankopottamus, isn't it huge?

Guy1: Yeah, what is she dancing with? I can only see its eyes and teeth.
Guy 2: Oh that's just a nigger.

skankopottamus by giraffosaurus July 26, 2009

stankopotamus 

A female with an exceptionally, extremely stinky vagina. These girls are apparently unaware of their stench, or think it is normal and refuse to clean their snatch.

I used to think that Ashley slut was hot until i found out she's a stankopotamus.

I was going to do Denver doggy style, but when i took her panties off I smelled that she was a stankopotamus and Debbie Flemminged all over her back.

stankopotamus by mr.bojangles2010 April 21, 2010

Skankapotamus 

A person who’s infidelity and action wreck a house and family like a hippopotamus would if it lived in a house.

Jamie is not only a skank but a skankapotamus because she caused several families and homes to be destroyed by her actions.

Skankapotamus by Yum81 May 24, 2022

Stankopotamus 

A word to describe your significant other when they have not bathed and needed to.

Yo girl, you smelling like a Stankopotamus and the shower would Love to have your ass.

Stankopotamus by Nate Alexander August 19, 2023