sessler

Host of techtv's xplay.
origin of sessy, embodiment of sessyness in a man.

That ironic teeshirt is so sessler, it makes me want to straddle you.

by i don't know . . . frankenstein? April 7, 2004

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sessler

One who does not like RPGs, quite possibly due to some mental defect.

Shigeru Miyamoto said he doesn't like RPGs, he's such a sessler!

by BooJoh September 15, 2003

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The sexiest beast around, or so he thinks. He acts like a tool but is really soft, but still a nice guy. Sisler's a people pleaser who will say anything to make his friends happy. He's got a lot of swag and plays a lot of sports, even though he isn't really good at them. But girls still like him anyway because he is really cool and has a huge penis. So if he even looks at you, you're one lucky girl, and should totally try to get with that.

Girl 1: "Holy Shit! Sisler just looked at me!"
Girl 2: "OMG YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!!"

Boy 1: "Why can't I be a Sisler, sure I may be good at sports, but he's still way cooler than me..."
Boy 2: "Plus his penis is way bigger than ours."

by Angelbaby August 12, 2012

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Sisser Typing

the result of too much drinking then attempting to type on internet chat boards. the result being semi-incoherent comments, and really bad spelling.

sitru typeew ing ?

that says sissertyping...

by chopperdiva July 15, 2004

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dick sissle

A term to refer to a male who consistently misses the obvious. Like a ditz or an ignoramus, a dick sissle is often times clueless. Sissle can be used to refer to any of the aforementioned, the pre-term "dick" is in reference to the sex of the individual in question.

A queef sissle refers to the female. Not as common as blonde, ditz, or stupid slut - but making a rise in certain social circles.

"Well obviously when you fold the foreskin over like that, it's going to look like a duck, you dick sissle."

by Trav72 March 5, 2008

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