Singarabia

Noun: A mixture of Singapore and countries in the middle east. Usually place for Indians and Pakistanis to meet up without being judged by their countrymen

Raj: dude,wanna meet up for a drink?
Salim: How do we even do that? You can't come to my country,I can't come to yours
Raj: Bro,fuck this,I'll seeya in Singarabia
Salim: Way ahead of ya,fam,meet ya in Riyadh on Monday

by WhyIAmBread March 28, 2021

Singapore Sunset Saffron

What you call a color when then color doesn't matter at all, and you just want to sound falsely urbane or sophisticated. From an episode of the Love Boat when Capt. Stubing proudly paints his cabin "Singapore Sunset Saffron," which Gopher dismissingly calls "yellow."

"Dude, what color iPhone case should I get?" "Personally, I'd go with the Singapore Sunset Saffron this time of year."

by BoatoLove December 17, 2011

Singapore

It's hot. It's crowded. It's small. It's home.

Guy 1: So, is Singapore a city, town, state, or country?
Guy 2: All of the above.

by apu the monkey April 16, 2011

Singapore

Math educators’ promised land that combines the best practices of math education from the East and the West—one such concoction is the “model method,” the problem-solving heuristic that has had global appeal, especially among homeschoolers in the US, in solving challenging word problems that would traditionally need formal algebra for their solutions.

Due to their stand on democracy and freedom of speech, a number of American educators have stood firm in rejecting Singapore math, although they acknowledged that the math curriculum of the “fine” city is a superior one compared to those used in a number of US states in helping to raise the quantitative literacy of the students.

by MathPlus October 3, 2021

Football Association of Singapore

A joke.
The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.

Coach 1: "My football team has just lost it's 50th game in a row"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"

by ZamZamZam July 16, 2019

singabored

Someone who has spent enough time in the little state where nothing happens.

Expat 1: "Haye matey, how long've you been in Singapore?"

Expat 2: "Almost 2 years"

Expat 1: "And how do you like it?"

Expat 2: "Well, let's just say I'm singabored since a while already"

by Parcerito March 8, 2010

School Of The Arts Singapore

Maybe one of the most chaotic schools in Singapore filled with creative minds but apart from that it’s literally the hell of all homework/assignments/projects loads. And for some reason apparently if students go to that school it means we can’t study for shit and we only do arts.

Person A: HEY what school do you go to?
SOTA student: School Of The Arts Singapore (:
Person A: Ah cool! so do you like only do arts and did you like not do well in school?
SOTA student: now what the fuck

by one.art.kid.who.is.depressed August 22, 2021