Simpanzee

A man who jumps all around a woman, trying to be her white night while completely being submissive, and pussy whipped.

Bruh, did you see that simpanzee subscribing to all Angela’s wants and needs as if she were his personal cam model? He’s even paying her rent.

by webbergirl December 7, 2022

siannie

Siannie is an amazing beautiful person that you will be lucky to have as a friend. They are quirky and cool

"Oh hey Siannie, would you like to go out sometime?

by Sisiroman10 June 11, 2018

SIMPANZEE

Native to the sad and poor upstate town of Kingston, NY, the SIMPANZEE can be found everywhere. Usually jobless, the SIMPANZEE thrives on asking his girlfriend for money in between Fortnite sessions. The occasional shower is too costly, therefore he does without. Having saved up for 20 years, he will now pay $41 for a tattoo that simply states “I’m all in”, to commemorate the recent loss of his car and apartment to staggering scratch-off lottery ticket losses. This is the purest form of the SIMPANZEE in all his glory.

Kingston is nothing but a bunch of fucking Simpanzees.

by SIMPANZEE November 29, 2019

simpanite

A person whose existence is enough to make another person a simp.

Simp1: Bro, have you met Ashley?
Simp2: Yeah man! I’m logging in to urban dictionary to use her name and make the definition everything I worship about her! She is my simpanite!

by IzzyFresh January 12, 2021

Spannies

A group of dirty mexican immigrants who attempt to swim across a river, jump a barbed wire fence, and attempt to make a decent living roofing houses. They are also known to compare english assignments often - "eyyyyy, how you doin', essay?"

What a bunch of spannies *points at a group of mexicans in an impala*

by kbwent June 23, 2009

Simranned

Almost dying, Getting cut off or ran off the road on a motorized vehicle

Yo bro last night i almost got simranned

by Carlson897 August 13, 2021

Simpanzee

A simp, but to a huge degree. Millennial or Zoomer who thinks he can nice guy his way into women’s pants, then gets all enraged when it doesn’t work because woman don’t actually like simps. The simpanzee is significantly worse than a simp in degree.

Look at my man buying his “best female friend” dinner again so he can not close with her. My man is a simpanzee.

by CPT Ron July 21, 2024