Simonized

To get fucked over; When a bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves the 7-10.

Bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves a solid 7-10; "You got Simonized"
Initially a new bowling team was fucked over by a no show. The team captain of the no semi-infamous bowling team "The Cougar Slayers" was so angry that night that no amount of beers could cure. It was not until he rolled a perfect shot and left a solid 7-10 split, did his team mate yell out, "you just got Simonized" did he finally break out in laughter and had a great time. The birth of The Cougar Slayers bowling team at Broadway lanes.

by CougarSlayers December 27, 2018

simonisthebest

a twitch streamer who will not allow his mods to quit the modteam and who has absolutely no idea what goes in his discord, also has had a gay experience with streamer koda

simonisthebest is not thebest

by theending April 27, 2022

simonism

To trip someone out (preferably a stranger) by pulling a fucked up face, or chattin random shit!

Its amazing what some class A's will do to the brain to trigger a 'SIMONISM'. Time to get GRIMY!

by baseheads July 10, 2006

the simonizer

a legend among legends

simon audley is a massive The Simonizer

by simon audley September 27, 2006

Simonizer

To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race

Relvis called me a "Simonizer" becuz I was beeing a Simon

by gusto August 7, 2003

Simonized

The act of being exposed to something very deep or very funny that can be deconcerting and creates a moment of ackwardness during a discussion.

Damn, these future nobel price were Simonized.
Guys, let's Simonize Beaver Squad.
Watch out what you said, you could get Simonized

by SimzSimma September 24, 2016

Simonious

Someone deceitful and dishonest, also a little nefarious.

I wouldn't trust Michael, ive heard he's a a little bit Simonious.

by Qrut February 4, 2021